W: hello citizens of the world introducing: Zed's partner!
Wyatt your gunno do ma makeup! It's makeup time! It's time to be made up! Z: you have to
look here and not here this looks like you're looking at yourself W: I'm ready for
it let's begin! Was that good? Z: Your
eyes are all red now! W: I know it's the lights are all hurting them! Z: the lights are really
intense I can do this all on my own so easily but with you here I feel shy and
embarrassed you're acting differently cuz the cameras
on. We're acting like someone's in the room with us. W: they are! Z: No they're not!!! -loud screech-
Z: I want people to be able to see the real us. That's all I want! So today I want to introduce you all to my beautiful
husband we've been married for one year just over a year. W: yes Z: and I'm gonna do your
makeup like a fairy boy W: incoherent rambling Z: Yes exactly
Z: Why don't you introduce yourself: your name, your pronouns and if you could
if you had to live in one like either TV reality or like like a story like some other world
W: I got this, I got this. Z: that's our dogs by the way W: they're
playing, they're delightful also. Okay my name is Wyatt my pronouns are he/him or they/them
if I had to live in a television reality for the rest of my life I was going to
say immediately buffy the vampire but also how stressful that would be Z: yeah
like a really stressful world. W: not particularly fun.. Z: oh god these dogs W: I think.. this is our life, we're showing everyone our life. Z: you should just
be a hobbit from Lord of the Rings. W: Oh that sounds great, I'd be a great hobbit. I wanted to be a hobbit when I was a child because I got really in
the Lord of the Rings was my nerdy friend was into the Lord of the Rings
and I stopped wearing shoes for a long time Z: are you serious?! W: mhm, because I wanted to
beef up my feet like a hobbit Z: what?? W: I would like watch the hairs on my feet and be like: GROW
FASTER! Z: You did not! W: I swear to god Z: when did this happen? W: I was in grade school
Yeah so I'd walk in the woods with this cloak like
barefoot. What about you what is your answer that question? Z: well I've like been
asked this question multiple times and I come up with different answers
each time. Well the first time I said I would want to live in the Spirited
Away world W: Oohhh.. Z: which would be really magical and pretty. W: so scary.
Oh my skin looks nice Z: look it here's a mirror so- no don't! Z: and in the second time I said I would want to live in the
world of Lost Boys like the vampire world and be a vampire there with
all the other badass hot vampires. This is very difficult position to be doing
your makeup from by the way. I just want you to know that I'm struggling
W: You're always struggling.... if you- Z: Up! W: It burns! Z: close! W: What- Z: Close!
were you looking my hair or something? W: No what are you talking about?
Z: were you?! W: no I was just sitting here patiently. Z: When, when were you the most mad at me
Okay what do I do that annoys you the most? W: I hate whenever I get into
bed you have like four different things that you want me to do. You're like hey you got
chapstick? hey do you got water? hey do you got the nail clippers? like every
possible thing you can you hit can you get that computer hey can you do this?
what's your biggest pet peeve about me? Z: they blow their nose and their shirt all
the time, like no matter where we are will be at a restaurant and then he'll be like: (blows nose loudly)
W: I'm suddenly looking at my mustache and i'm like oh yeah that's normal, GENDER AFFIRMING!
Z: open. Hey i'm not gonna do anything to hurt your eye. I would never hurt you.
W: promise? You won't hurt my eyes with the powdery, colorful razor-sharp
particles I hate mascara but I'll do it for you
W: oh my god! -giggling- Z: Don't close your eye, just keep it relaxed, we're almost done. W: Is this real life?!
just relax. W: I fucking hate you. -squeels- too much!! Zed will get really excited and they'll laugh or squeal and it's
like the most high pitch like crack ever- GODFUCKING DAMNIT THAT HURTS BABE! Z: I'm almost done
W: it really hurt! Z: I don't understand why? W: It hurts! Z: okay I hear you W: I don't like that
makeup tool it hurts you see a freckle the freckle tool hurts you I'm angry now
I got anger but this the squealing sometimes is a lot... it's right...it like invades
the deepest part of your ear drum you're like-- Z: it's the cry of the angels
W: You're like a freakin Kraken, wailing banshee, Kraken, mermaid
creature that sings you to death. you're a angry Kraken
siren werewolf baby little changeling cherub Z: okay you just really don't like makeup. W: OW am I having allergic reaction
am i bleeding? Am my bursting full of juice and puss? Am I gonna pop like a
a juicy like a juicy grape on the sidewalk of life? Z: I'm glad you're in your real
form I mean people get to see just how you are! You're so hard to do makeup on
I'll never do it again! W: Oh you will! This is every Instagram pose that I ever
seen. Z: wait I'm not done yet! stop posing! There we go... yeah! Wait come here I'm not done
yet post in a second. No -mimics mouth-
relax. Yes there you go! okay why do you look like you're in pain? W: I am, emotional- Z: oh my god!! W: okay
Z: open it more! I'm the first trans person that you've ever been with
what's like being with a trans person? W: more fun than being with regular people
Z: look at me
Z: Will you look at me please?
Will you look at me please?
Z: Keep your eyes closed W: Open them? Ohhhh it's awful Z: Relax your face
W: It tastes bad! Z: Why is your mouth open?!
W: okay ready Instagram posts ready? Z: nose down, got to plug that nose down, and
push out your lips and then suck in your cheeks
W: this sounds are terrible Z: you look cute! I wish I could put eyeliner on you and
finish your eyes more but you will kill me and so I can't. -gasp- I didn't tell anyone
how I dreamt of you the night before I met you! The night before I met Wyatt I
dreamt of him and in my dream I was at this construction site and all of my
family wanted my attention and it was super stressful and then I see on the
top of this hill are a bunch of queer fairy's floating on bicycles in this
circle and I was captivated and went up to the circle just staring and Wyatt got
off of his bike and walked straight towards me and kissed me on the lips and
then I breathed out smoke and I was like: did you just give me high?! W: yes Z: and then
you smiled and then I felt so calm and like at peace and happy and I could go
back to all of the stress that was going on in my dream. W: I Astroplaned. But Zed also
wrote this dream down in a journal and I've seen the journal entry and it was
like dated. Z: yeah W: before we met which is weird coz Zed journaled or used to journal like
about everything. Z: You're cute yeah. Okay thank you for watching and if you like my
channel and want to see more of us and have any fun questions for next time we
do a look. Next time you should do my makeup because I hate doing your makeup W: That'll be
fucking awesome Z: yeah okay W: I will prevail! Okay buh bye now! Z: Okay bye, bye bye.
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