Thứ Hai, 3 tháng 4, 2017

Youtube daily an Apr 3 2017

Hey Kesha

I need to ask you something

Are you okay?

No, I'm not okay.

So you are pregnant.

No, I'm not.

I was just so excited

picturing my life with my new baby

and like the child support, you know?

and like I wouldn't have had to worry about money issues anymore

and then remembered how I always pictured myself

as a young mom

but I'm not going to be a young mom

'cause I'm getting old

so I'm gonna be an old mom.

What was it that you wanted to ask me about?

You know what

it was nothing, I'll be right back.

Hello?

Hi Golden Jimmy!

It's Heather calling from eighty-eight spadina

I'm really sorry we're late on rent

I'm trying my best to get it out of Kesha

I just... It's not really working

Right.

Take a chill pill little lady, it's fine.

It's been solved already.

Solved?

Right, it's solved!

Oh, um... Thanks so much!

Alright.

[laughter]

See you later Golden Jimmy!

Bye Keshy-Poo!

Golden Jimmy voice-over: It's solved.

Solved?

She's probably sleeping with the landlord

and I think she's actually trying to get pregnant.

Isn't that some sort of violation

of the landlord-tenant act?

Absolutely not. It's actually kinda smart.

If your landlord pays you child support

you're probably living for free.

Oh yeah.

You have nothing to worry about.

So, it's fine if she is an escort... do you think she actually is?

Guys, even if she's an escort it's important to never judge a book by its cover

everybody has a story, and every story has a beginning, a middle and an end

like a book.

And every book has a cover, so don't judge it

'cause we all have covers.

Terry...

Yes, Megan.

Are you getting emotional about babies again?

Kind of!

Everybody thinks I'm this tough, insensitive tattoo guy

and all I want to do is settle down and have a baby

I'm not getting any younger

and my dating pool is literally getting smaller and smaller

It's gonna be fine.

It only takes one.

Please try to pull yourself together.

Anyway, you should probably just talk to her about it.

He's right.

She's probably had a really tough life you should be there for her.

Okay. That makes sense.

But like asking somebody... are you an escort?

Seems so personal.

You're just gonna have to put your big girl pants on and talk to her about it

[clock ticking]

For more infomation >> My Roommate's an Escort ⁞ Episode 4 ⁞ The Landlord - Duration: 4:46.

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What Happens to Your Body When You Eat Honey with Garlic on an Empty Stomach for 7 Days - Duration: 2:41.

What Happens to Your Body When You Eat Honey with Garlic on an Empty Stomach for 7 Days

garlic and honey may seem like odd

ingredients to put together but

combining them results in an impressive

immune boosting substance that will keep

your body healthy and strong the

benefits of garlic garlic provides a

long list of health benefits such as to

help lower cholesterol levels prevent

blood clotting it's a natural immune

system booster that helps the body fight

infection the benefits of raw honey raw

honey is packed full of antioxidants rah

honey is rich in taste and has a high

number of nutritional benefits rah honey

helped to fuel the body in the mind

while making it easier to maintain a

healthy weight here's how to make garlic

infused tiny for use as a natural home

remedy to boost your immune system and

keep your body healthy ingredients three

to four heads of garlic 1 cup of raw

honey a small jar with a lid direction

separate the heads of garlic into

individual cloves don't feel the clothes

but remove the outer layer fill the jar

with the MP of garlic cloves slowly for

the honey over the clove use a spoon to

relief any trapped air bubbles make sure

the gloves are completely covered by

honey and put the lid on the jar

allow the mixture to infuse for a few

days either in the fridge or at room

temperature taste and enjoy if you're

feeling under the weather a spoonful of

this mix will help you kick your illness

more quickly for a daily immune system

boost take one spoonful a day in the

morning before eating or drinking

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What Happens to Your Body When You Eat Honey with Garlic on an Empty Stomach for 7 Days

For more infomation >> What Happens to Your Body When You Eat Honey with Garlic on an Empty Stomach for 7 Days - Duration: 2:41.

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How to Tell Someone You Have an STD - Duration: 8:09.

So...you've got an STD. Guess what?

So do lots of other people.

Half of all people will get an STD at some point in their life.

Seriously. Not kidding—half.

It's ok.

The point is lots of people deal with this stuff.

And guess what—their lives are not over.

And their sex lives aren't over either.

Getting an STD doesn't make you dirty or a bad person.

You can totally live in normal, healthy life even if you have an STD.

Some STDs can be easily cured with antibiotics and

some can be managed over time with treatment.

Telling someone you have an STD might seem scary, but it's important that you do.

You can totally do this.

It might be tempting to avoid a tough conversation with

an ex or casual hook up.

But think about how you'd feel

if the situation were reversed.

Wouldn't you want to know?

And you'll feel much better in the long run

because you did the right thing.

But what if you have an STD that is incurable?

That's more complicated, but you can still handle this.

I need to talk to you about something

What's up?

So...I...

really care about you.

And I know we both want to take things further.

Yeah.

But before we do that I have to be honest with you.

It's kind of hard for me—to talk about everybody gets it.

So I'm just going to say it.

I have HIV.

Oh.

Wow.

Ok, I wasn't expecting that.

I know it sounds bad and a lot of people

are really scared of HIV, but really it's not like that.

I'm on meds. I'm healthy.

When did you get it?

I found out about it about a year ago,

but I don't know who I got it from or

how long I've had it.

There was a time in my life where I just wasn't using condoms.

So...does that mean we can't ever have sex?

No. Not at all—there are things we can do to be safer.

But we can have a totally normal

relationship, and you can stay healthy.

We just have to be careful.

Okay, so we have to use condoms.

But isn't that still really risky for me?

Condoms work really well, yeah.

But we can also talk to my doctor about you using PreP.

What's that?

It's a pill you can take—if you want—that helps

to stop you from getting HIV.

And I'm on meds too, so I'm healthy.

my viral load is low which means I'm less likely

to pass the virus on to you

With meds and condoms the chance of you

getting it are actually incredibly small.

Okay. That's good.

Sorry, this is just a lot for me to take in right now.

I hear that, I know.

But I really care about you too.

And I'm glad you told me.

I just think I'm gonna need some time to process all this.

Totally.

If you want, we can go to my doctor together.

He's super chill. You can ask him anything.

Ok. That sounds like a good idea.

And after and I take you to dinner and a movie?

Yeah, I think we can do that.

See! Doable.

Hard, sure, but totally worth it to have happier relationships

and safe, healthy sex lives.

Oh! Ok wait!

What's wrong?

Um... before we do that I have to tell you something.

Uh-oh...

No, no it's not a big deal.

I...I have herpes.

Wait. What. Seriously?

Yeah, seriously.

Okay sorry, but that is kind of a big deal.

Look, it's not as scary as it seems.

Honestly, the worst part about having

herpes is listening to everybody talk

about it like it's the plague.

Most of us who actually have it know that it's not that bad.

Not that bad? Girl, we're talking sores on your vag.

Well, yeah that part sucks a little but

it was just a couple of small sores.

And you know what?

It went away in a couple days.

I have only had one other outbreak since then and

it wasn't as bad as the first.

Sorry, I'm just processing.

I've never hooked up with anyone with an STD before.

Well, actually you probably have.

STDs are super common.

1 in 6 people have genital herpes, and like everyone has

oral herpes—ever had a cold sore?

Well, yeah, when I was younger.

Well then guess what? You have herpes too.

It's just a different kind.

Wait, for real?

Yeah, welcome to the herpes club!

So...do you have it like right now?

Well, you have it for life, so yeah.

But, I feel fine. I don't have any sores now,

and I haven't had an outbreak in over a year.

Could you still give it to me?

It's possible, but not very likely.

Look, if I feel an outbreak coming on

I'll tell you and we can just take a

break from sex until it goes away.

But, we can also play it even safer and that is why I

keep my treasure chest full.

Whoa, that's quite the supply.

What can I say?

I like to have sex and I like to be safe.

Ok...I think we can make this happen.

We did it!

And nobody died of embarrassment. Nobody's sex life ended.

And now everyone is going to be healthier

and happier because we talked about it.

Communicating honestly is one of the

most important parts of being healthy

and responsible with your sex life.

And you can handle it.

Unless you can't.

And if that's the case, think about

whether you're ready to have sex at all.

Check out our other videos on how to

talk the talk when it comes to sex

For more infomation >> How to Tell Someone You Have an STD - Duration: 8:09.

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(SEOUL, KOREA)VLOG 003 : SEOUL DAY TRIP - MULLAE ART VILLAGE & YEOIDO / ENG SUB - Duration: 5:20.

Hello guys, my name is Semin Oh,

urghhhhh..

Welcome to KyeongHeum's Youtube channel.

These narrow alleyways have plenty of photogenic spots to explore

This place used to be full of steel factories, but then abandoned for a while.

And, all of a sudden, young artists, designers, restaurants and cafes

have started moving into the area and bringing new life to this part of the city.

Here you can really get a feel for Seoul's industrial past as you explore

small alleyways with murals painted on the walls

and metalwork sculptures dotted around.

hi, everyone, this is my new boyfriend.

is she out of her mind?

yeah she is insane.

that girl is insane.

This time I explored this place with my lovely friends,

Semin, Wucheng, and Jungyoon

Wucheng and Jungyoon are exchange students from Taiwan,

so I figured that it might a fairly interesting experiecne for them too.

ok great,

let's take it, one, two-

Hello everyone

now we're in- at-

at Mullae Art Village.

hello subscribers~~~

2nd round of today's trip!

After hours of photo-shoot, we were really starving

so we decided to visit 여의도, and try out some snacks.

Every Friday and Saturday, from March to October,

you can enjoy a variety of foods from around the world.

And there are unique handmade accessories

and various cultural performances too.

For more infomation >> (SEOUL, KOREA)VLOG 003 : SEOUL DAY TRIP - MULLAE ART VILLAGE & YEOIDO / ENG SUB - Duration: 5:20.

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My Roommate's an Escort ⁞ Episode 11 ⁞ Symptoms of Pregnancy, Again - Duration: 6:51.

[slow, quiet knocks at the door]

[knock knock knock]

[knock knock knock]

[knock knock knock]

Hello.

Hello!

My name is John Jebovah

of the Jebovah's Witness

Are you okay?

Not really

I completely understand.

I went through some very hard times myself

before I found the Jebovah's Witnesses

Don't you mean Jehovah's Witnesses?

No, actually. It's Jebovah.

Actually, I understand.

My name's Kesha.

Oh, like the singer!

Not exactly

I don't spell my name with a dollar sign.

[laughter]

Do you wanna...

come in...

talk....

Well, uh...

Sure.

You need to cut all ties with her

and move out

You know what, you're right

it's time for me to really pursue a family

I'm gonna quit.

Whoa! Can you just finish the tattoo?

I just did!

Yeah, I am going to cut all ties with that escort

I'll have no reason to ever speak to her again

I'm sick and tired of all these weirdos in my life

I'm cutting them all out!

So what do you think?

[drum roll]

[horror music]

You got...

a tattoo...

of my face...

on your back?

Don't you love it?

I'm sorry, I've gotta go.

and I haven't told anybody this yet

but...

I'm pregnant.

Well congratulations!

Thank you!

[sobbing]

[yells]

Um...

I actually think that

religion would be really good

for both of us right now

So, what's the difference

between the Jebovah's and the Jehovah's?

Potato... Po-tah-toe

Tomato... To-mah-toe

[hysterically crying]

Route... Roo-te

[heavy breathing]

Aluminum... Al-lu-mini-um

Kesha! I'm moving out!

Heather

I'm pregnant.

[puking]

It's probably a false alarm!

Oh. She's pregnant.

And who are you?

Heather, this is John.

Oh! A John?

In the apartment?

Ha! My point exactly!

Heather, you're embarrassing yourself right now

this is John Jebovah

of THE Jebovah Witnesses

It's actually Jehovah's Witness

No.

Are you sure you're pregnant?

I mean you have thought this many times before

I think I'm pregnant...

again.

Heather, it's different this time

yes, I am pregnant

and I'm pretty sure

that Daddy's the Daddy

Daddy had to go back to The Soo

I'm exhausted, we had so much fun together.

Okay.

When you say you're pretty sure

you're not totally sure

No. I'm basically... I'm totally sure.

That my Daddy is the Daddy?

Daddy's the Daddy.

Daddy...

Daddy!

Daddy...

Daddy!

Daddy!!!

Daddy.

Daddy!!!!

Daddy!

Daddy?

Daddy.

Daddy!

DADDY!

Daddy!!!!!!

[incoherent sobbing]

[clock ticking]

For more infomation >> My Roommate's an Escort ⁞ Episode 11 ⁞ Symptoms of Pregnancy, Again - Duration: 6:51.

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Easter 2017. How to make an Easter Basket? Do it yourself Basket for two Eggs - Duration: 10:15.

Good afternoon! You are on the channel "Origami cat".

Today we will do this Easter basket.

It accommodates two Easter eggs.

Shopping white, decorated with an ornament.

Inside straw baskets. It put Easter eggs.

Shopping durable, made of cardboard.

Take a square of cardboard measuring 21x21 cm.

Mark the line of 7 cm. Put 2 to 7 cm label.

Make the same mark of 7 cm on each side of the square.

Connect the dots with a ruler.

Spend a knife along the line to leave a mark.

Cardboard should not be cut, but only pushes.

This stationery knife is very sharp.

I recommend to carry out such a simple line with an awl or a needle.

It will be much safer. Your fingers will remain whole.

Turn the square and spend another 2 lines (scratches).

If you use a knife, draw lines very slowly. Keep up with your fingers.

Fold the paper along the planned lines.

She bends herself, she need only help.

Check the crease. You should have also.

2 Make a cut on this side and 2 - on the opposite side.

You should have also.

Connect the squares together side angles.

Apply glue to the paper part of the square.

Connect the corners of the squares and hold.

Repeat steps on the opposite side.

Take a strip of white paper, 21h2 cm

And a strip of colored paper, 21h1 cm.

Apply glue to the narrow strip.

Glue the narrow strip on the broad.

It will stick to the basket.

Place the handle to the basket and glue.

Glue stick to the basket on the other side.

Prepare all the elements of decor.

My cross symbolize the elements.

Glue decoration element to the basket.

Who for the first time on the channel, please subscribe!

After the subscription, click on the bell next to the "Subscribed".

So once you learn about the release of a new video.

Glue pattern on the reverse side.

Take a square of wrapping paper 15 x 15 cm.

You can take paper, green or yellow.

It will symbolize a fresh or dry grass - straw.

Cut a rectangle (not fully) into strips.

Curl strips with scissors.

Apply glue to the edge.

Glue the grass on the inside of the basket.

Make another herb and glue to the other side.

I advise glue strip to the bottom.

The result was a very long grass.

I need a little shortened.

If you stuck to the bottom of the grass, it is not necessary to shorten.

Cut thin strips of the same paper.

Stripes symbolize the grass or straw.

Make a bed for the eggs.

Put litter in the trash.

Easter basket of paper ready!

Put in basket Easter Egg!

If you turned the basket

if you liked the video - put your finger up!

I look forward to your comments.

I am interested to know you, too, has turned a basket for eggs?

Thanks for watching the video.

Watch our other videos!

For more infomation >> Easter 2017. How to make an Easter Basket? Do it yourself Basket for two Eggs - Duration: 10:15.

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From the Ground Up: Building an Earth Science Satellite (HyspIRI Hawaii, Part 2) - Duration: 2:37.

[ Music ]

[ Volcano Rumbling ]

>>AVIRIS is a type of a camera.

If you're on an airplane, for example, and you take a picture with your iPhone, the picture

will tell you things about what you're looking at.

It might tell you that there's reef there, it might have nice colors, but your camera

only sees in the visible part of the spectrum- red, green, blue.

But with AVIRIS you have a camera that essentially has 224 detectors across the visible spectrum

all the way to the shortwave infrared, collecting the sunlight bouncing off of whatever we're

looking at, and giving us a data cube, a spectrum, of everything that you're looking at.

Different things will have their own unique spectrum.

And therefore we can then compare that to a spectral library to know what we're looking

at.

You're able to know things like how much coral there is in a given reef, perhaps what

type of species of a plant you're looking at if you're over a forest.

It's an augmented type of camera that gives scientists a lot more information than a regular

camera would.

AVIRIS sits right above this window.

When the pilots hit Q6 to begin recording a line, the shutter here essentially retracts

and exposes the scan head to begin scanning during the flight line.

After the end of each flight line the pilot presses Q6 again and you have that shutter

window go back in place, until you repeat the process over each line.

When I was a little kid, I wanted to be an astronaut, I wanted to do engineering work;

became an aerospace engineer, started working at JPL, and got involved with imaging spectrometers,

working both on the hardware, but also on, essentially the mission logistics of what

it takes to collect the data.

I've been working with the principal investigators for both the coral reef team and the volcano

team.

So when a scientist gives me information about what area they're interested in, I go in Google

Earth and I'll measure what the width of that feature is, then I have another tool where

I put in all the different parameters of the airplane, the airspeed, the field of view,

and I will plot out a given number of lines that will cover that area.

So a narrow coral reef section of an island, it might only require one pass, but an area

where there's a large bay, it might require two passes to make sure you have enough coverage.

[ Music ]

For more infomation >> From the Ground Up: Building an Earth Science Satellite (HyspIRI Hawaii, Part 2) - Duration: 2:37.

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Tech World: A $200m tech fund, Uber leaves Denmark, AI stealing jobs and more - Duration: 4:48.

For more infomation >> Tech World: A $200m tech fund, Uber leaves Denmark, AI stealing jobs and more - Duration: 4:48.

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My Roommate's an Escort ⁞ Episode 7 ⁞ The Tuck-In - Duration: 6:13.

What's the worst that can happen?

We get drugged?

[laughter]

Ladies!

Oh, don't tell me...

We leave them alone for two minutes

and they get drugged

Girls, you're coming with us

Well good evening!

Hey Jazz! How you doing?

Good! Good! Just listening to some smooth jazz

in the jazz mobile

Gotta love that jazz

Thanks Jazz

Okay girls

this type of behavior is unacceptable, okay?

You have to be careful out there

there are dangerous people

Yeah, there's a lot of dangerous people out there

Promised us that you will never let this happen again

Understood?

[groaning]

Alright, so... um...

where are we off to tonight, love?

eight... eighty eight... eight spadina

[sings softly] Spadina... Vagina...

[laughs]

Eighty-eight Spadina.

Alright then,

anything for you boss!

You got it!

Oh! And if anyone would like

any water, mints, dental floss

or condoms

You know where they are

they're right beside me, okay?

Thanks Jazz

Buckle up

[groaning and grunting]

Up we go

[lullaby]

Let's make sure they get a lot of water

[gulping]

That's a girl

Let's give them bunch of multivitamins to

Replace the vitamins with chewable exlax

[echos] exlax... exlax... exlax [grumbles]

Goodnight girls, be safe

buenas noches

[indigestion sounds]

[diarrhea sounds and groaning heard in the background]

[heather farts]

[Kesha's groaning and diarrhea continues]

Kesha? Kesha! Kesha!

[Kesha behind the door] I'm sorry I can't stop!

It's an emergency, please!

[Kesha] I can't stop!

[crying]

[hysterics]

[diarrhea sounds and screaming]

[sighs of relief]

[fart]

Oh my....

Gross!

Give me a call on Monday

and we'll set something up, okay?

Don't bother calling me on Monday!

[whimpering a fart sounds]

[more fart sounds]

[crying]

I almost had the perfect job

and I think I screwed it up

I'm sure you didn't

I shat on my lawn

and my future boss happened to walk

Yeah, there's no recovering from that

Why exactly were you shitting on your lawn?

Well, it's a long story

replace the vitamins with chewable exlax

[echos] exlax... exlax... exlax...

I'm gonna give you my card

give me a call on Monday

and we'll set something up

Yeah, no problem

just make sure you pay us back

we do take interest

Cheers!

Spadina... Vagina... [laughs]

Let's give them a bunch of multivitamins, too.

[grumbling]

[fart]

Kesha!

[Kesha from behind the door] I'm sorry! I can't stop!

[farting]

Oh... my... god...

Don't bother calling me on Monday

Ultimately.

Kesha and I got diarrhea

at the same time

and she got to the bathroom first

What happened to the toilet paper?

Well we didn't have any because of your plan

So, what did you use?

I used leaves

And she used my towel

Oh shit.

Yeah

But you know what

I'm holding off on buying toilet paper

I'm not her toilet paper mama

[ticking clock]

For more infomation >> My Roommate's an Escort ⁞ Episode 7 ⁞ The Tuck-In - Duration: 6:13.

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LTTS | Lidia in Ethiopia: Ep. 10 - ቅቤ - "Butter is an ingredient which gives delicious taste." - Duration: 4:46.

Now in Amharic eh…. I spoke in other language. Now let's talk in Amharic

Okay! What language is it?

It's our country's language, it is Polish. It is very difficult.

Can you repeat it please?

What does it mean?

What does it mean?

I don't know in Amharic but it is " Tongue twister "

Today I'm with Habil

Habil is a student here

2nd year

She will finished after a year

I'm here, we are together …… we are happy, eh?

Okay one questioner

Questioner

Today I have questioner

I have one question

One tiya..

Question

Question

I have

I have one question today

Yes

Yesterday I bought butter . But it is raw.

Now I don't know what I'm gonna do? First of all what is butter? Is butter a spicy eh?

No

What is that?

Butter means…. Eh

It means makes delicious. We usually use it for foods. It is an ingredient which gives delicious taste.

Ingredient?

Ingredient

Nitra

Ingredient

What's up?

Yes! You keep quiet

There are other students in the class.

Okay, I bought raw butter so how can I make it? I heard first I have to boil it with water eh?

No not boiled

Not boiled?

Just wash it with water. Then after you washed it the water will be thrown away then put the butter alone in the dry cooking pot and let it boil.

After it boils put the species

Okay is the waste goes to the bottom?

The waste goes with the water.

Okay

Then the butter should be put in the empty and dry pot without water so it will get boiled

Okay I understood.

Will it melt?

Then

Then those spices to be added in the butter should be after it gets boiled

Oh you are so fast… little.. little

There is a butter..

Yes! There is butter

It means the raw

It means the raw

Then it will be washed

Yes! Then spices , what kind of spices?

No! You washed it

Yes

Then the water should be thrown away

Yes

After the water is thrown away

I got you

In the empty pot, you put the butter in the pot which doesn't have water

Yes, only the butter

Then the butter gets melted it means on the heat. Then it gets boiled. When it gets boiled you should add the anticipated spices above.

First finished with heat?

Ya it will melt

The butter alone?

Only the butter, no water

No water, only the butter then, cardamom

Then cardamom

Cardamom

Sacred basil

Sacred basil

Any other?

Koseret/ mint leaf

Koseret/ mint leaf

And….

Seven spices

e….

Seven spices, is that seven spices aha?

Yes, yes

Red onion

Red onion? Wow!

You can add a little! Alemye said. A little red onion and a little garlic.

I swear it can be add. A little red onion, garlic

It was student, it was a teacher

A little garlic, very little black cumin

Okay! That is it?

Then, once it has boiled and mixed up you will put in the container with a strainer.

With the strainer, I have strainer I bought yesterday

Yes, you will flip onto the strainer, the pure butter will go to down and the waste will remain on the strainer

Okay thank you! I thank you so much.

I thank you too.

For more infomation >> LTTS | Lidia in Ethiopia: Ep. 10 - ቅቤ - "Butter is an ingredient which gives delicious taste." - Duration: 4:46.

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Sneak Peek: A Civil War In Yemen | Season 5 | PRISON BREAK - Duration: 0:58.

You are not going to believe what happens

this week on "Prison Break."

Michael Scofield.

If you're playing me, I'll kill you.

I think this is a set up.

The hundred grand you owe us.

I need an ambulance!

When we pick up with season five, Michael is presumed dead.

And then, all of a sudden--

[inaudible].

T-Bag gets out of prison, and then boom--

Have a look-see.

I dug up Michael's grave.

He's not in it.

What?

Your brother's dead, Lincoln.

Let's go to Yemen and find out.

To Yemen?

You don't know a damn about Yemen.

I'll find someone who does.

Lincoln needs C-Note to come to the Middle East

and negotiate, and to translate.

We do a little research, and we're off and running.

Country's falling apart.

Everyone wants out.

Welcome to the civil war.

For more infomation >> Sneak Peek: A Civil War In Yemen | Season 5 | PRISON BREAK - Duration: 0:58.

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My Roommate's an Escort ⁞ Episode 5 ⁞ Boss Lady - Duration: 6:03.

Mmm... Chewy vitamins

[dramatic music]

Thank you so much!

I almost peed in my dream!

So... How are you?

How's work?

Work's great.

[belch]

Um. Now that I think about it

I actually never have asked you

exactly what it is that you do for work.

What do you do?

I'm an entrepreneur.

Oh... interesting!

Yeah.

So what exactly is it that you're entrepreneur-ing

Um well, I have my own company.

It's a box business... I sell boxes.

It's kinda like a pyramid scheme.

Boxes are in high demand.

You'd be surprised! ... Or not.

You could probably join too if you wanted to

Yeah... boxes... right...

Yeah, I've been really grinding hard.

Pounding the pavement. It can be really hard.

I do most of my business at night.

That's when I have the most stamina, you know?

Get the most bang for my buck.

Oh, um.

I got really drunk and ate all of your chewy vitamins

I'm sorry... but do not worry, I will replace them.

No that's totally cool.

That's no problem.

[phone vibrates]

Oh shit.

My box lady is coming over, like right now.

Box lady?

Like a boss lady?

Kesha.

Sit down.

Hi Ginger, I...

No, no. I don't wanna hear any excuses.

You need to up your sales.

You need to up your box sales.

I know, I...

Oh, cut the bullshit.

Everybody wants boxes that are neat

tidy, clean, sanitized and sterilized.

You need to charm the pants off of people

and not take no for an answer

Everybody wants clean, fresh, lovely boxes

And don't forget, you need more girls under you.

Yes. I have been really pounding the pavement

Right, Heather?

[belch]

Yeah! She has been.

Well hello there

You look like someone who could sell boxes

a real box seller

With a little help

Oh, no. I 'm actually... I'm good!

You're good!

I didn't ask if you were good.

I asked if you wanted to sell boxes.

Like at the box office.

I think you could make a lot of money.

I have to meet my friend, sorry!

Where the hell did you find her?

I know. So sketchy, right?

She's so sketchy.

Apparently she's an entrepreneur.

I'm an entrepreneur.

What does she entrepre-new?

Well, she has this box company

but she works mostly at night

and it's kinda like this pyramid scheme, thing

It's kinda like a pyramid scheme.

And she had this lady, Ginger, come over to the house the other night.

Oh, so she's an escort.

There's nothing wrong with that!

You guys can't judge people.

I don't know... haven't you ever seen those vans in town that advertise boxes?

People do move a lot.

People do need boxes.

Although, Ginger tried to recruit me

You look like you could sell boxes

But yeah... no... people need boxes!

Yeah. Boxes. I'm sure they do.

Kesha's definitely off.

She keeps going through my room.

Yesterday she ate all of my vitamins!

Were they the chewy kind?

Yeah...

Those are pretty good!

Love those!

I always get tempted to have more

but I'm afraid of what it might do to my body, so I stop myself.

In a weird way, even though it's dumb to eat a jar of vitamins

it's also kinda badass.

It's badass to eat a jar of vitamins?

Kinda, yeah! I know what you can do if you don't ever want her to steal your vitamins again!

What?

Replace the vitamins with chewable exlax

I use them all the time, works like a miracle.

Ooh! I love those!

Right? Then you kill two birds with one stone

because she'll also finally have to buy toilet paper.

Oh yeah!

Good idea!

[clock ticking]

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My Roommate's an Escort ⁞ Episode 3 ⁞ Rent Money - Duration: 4:02.

That's a really nice dress!

Thanks! It's Narces.

Wow!

Is it new?

No.

I was sleeping with this

married guy like six months ago

and he bought all kinds of stuff for me.

Oh.

Mmhm

Did he have kids?

Yeah.

But that's not my problem.

Oh. Okay.

[gagging]

[puking sounds]

[puking sounds continue]

[gasp]

Hey Golden Jimmy.

How's it going?

Alright.

Where's Kesha?

Um, she's actually not really feeling well right now.

[puking sounds]

Oh. My condolences.

Where's the rent?

Where's the rent?

Just e-transfer me your half of the rent money

and I'll send it in one full amount.

It will be so much easier for Golden Jimmy that way.

Actually, I sent my half of the rent money to Kesha.

I'm not running a charity here.

I've got bills to pay.

I've got four kids by five different moms

Oh, I...

You figure it out, I've got 99 problems

and a bitch is literally every single one of them.

Okay.

Get me the rent by the end of the week or I'm kicking you out.

We'll definitely have it to you by the end of the week!

I just feel like she bought a new dress

with the rent money

And she might be pregnant.

Pregnant?

Oh man, there's nothing more exciting

than a new baby!

I'm so ready to settle down with my dream girl

If I could just meet her...

have a baby.

Terry.

Yes, Megan?

Are you talking about having a baby again?

Yes, Megan.

Well, how are you ever going to move up in this company

if you take time off to have a baby?

Don't you value your career

at all?

You know if all men took paternity leave

it'd really balance out the pay gap.

Megan can be so hurtful sometimes.

Oh! It's okay, Terry...

We know you're gonna make

a really good Dad someday.

Yeah, no worries man!

Thanks guys!

My biological clock is ticking

but I'm still hopeful that there's a chance for me.

So, um... pregnant?

Is she sure?

I told you not to trust a random girl off the internet.

Okay, look. This girl's a trainwreak

This is only month one of living together.

You need to tell her she has to pay Golden Jimmy

or move out.

Isn't that a little bit harsh?

She might be pregnant.

Pregnant.

No. It's not.

Paying her rent is not your responsibility.

Nether is her child.

I just feel bad...

But, Okay.

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F-22 raptor radar - AN/APG-77 Radar key features - Duration: 7:51.

Welcome to WARN, today we Discuss.

F-22 raptor radar - AN/APG-77 Radar key features

The AN/APG-77 radar is the F-22's primary sensor and is a long-range, rapid-scan, and

multi-functional system.

A Northrop Grumman-led joint venture with Raytheon is developing the active-element

electronically scanned array radar.

Northrop Grumman is also responsible for the radar sensor design, software, and systems

integration.

The AN/APG-77 radar is an active-element, electronically scanned (that is, it does not

move) array that features a separate transmitter and receiver for each of the antenna's several

thousand, finger-sized radiating elements.

Most of the mechanical parts common to other radars have been eliminated, thus making the

radar more reliable.

This type of antenna, which is integrated both physically and electromagnetically with

the airframe, provides the frequency agility, low radar cross-section, and wide bandwidth

necessary to support the F-22's air dominance mission.

The radar is key to the F-22's integrated avionics and sensor capabilities.

It will provide pilots with detailed information about multiple threats before the adversary's

radar ever detects the F-22.

The AN/APG-77 radar a novel type of electronically scanned phased array.

In what is likely to be the most advanced airborne radar in the world, individual transmit

and receive modules are located behind each element of the radar array.

The transmit function of the solid-state microwave modules supplants the traveling wave tubes

used in prior radars like the APQ-164.

The active, electronically scanned array (ESA) configuration has a wider transmit bandwidth

while requiring significantly less volume and prime power.

The system represents about half the weight of an equivalent passive ESA design.

Each of the hundreds of individual solid-state devices generates only small amounts of power,

but the aggregate for the entire array is substantial.

The F-22 s APG-77 electronically scanned array antenna is composed of several thousand transmit/receive

modules, circulators, radiators and manifolds assembled into subarrays and then integrated

into a complete array.

The baseline design used thousands of hand-soldered flex circuit interconnects to make the numerous

radio frequency, digital, and direct current connections between the components and manifolds

that make up the subarray.

Northrop Grumman Corporation, of Baltimore, MD, has developed an improved manufacturing

process for F-22 aircraft radar components.

The new process could result in a cost avoidance of nearly $87 million on the planned production

run for the aircraft.

By replacing the hand-soldered flex circuit interconnects with automated ribbon bond interconnects,

the first pass yield of the subarray assembly has been vastly improved.

The AN/APG-77 radar antenna is a elliptical, active electronically scanned antenna array

of 2000 transmitter/receive modules which provides agility, low radar cross section

and wide bandwidth.

The radar is able to sweep 120 degrees of airspace instantaneously.

In comparison to the F-15 Strike Eagle's APG-70 radar takes 14 seconds to scan that amount

of airspace.

The APG-77 is capable of performing this feat by electronically forming multiple radar beams

to rapidly search the airspace.

The system exhibits a very low radar cross section, supporting the F-22's stealthy design.

Reliability of the all-solid-state system is expected to be substantially better than

the already highly reliable F-16 radar, with MTBF predicted at more than 450 hours.

The APG-77 radar offers significant advantages over previous combat radars.

Among its most attractive benefits is the integration of agile beam steering.

This feature allows a single APG-77 radar to carry out multiple functions, such as searching,

tracking, and engaging targets simultaneously.

Agile beam steering also enables the radar to concurrently search multiple portions of

airspace, while allowing continued tracking of priority targets.

The Low Probability of Intercept (LPI) capability of the radar defeats conventional RWR/ESM

systems.

The AN/APG-77 radar is capable of performing an active radar search on RWR/ESM equipped

fighter aircraft without the target knowing he is being illuminated.

Unlike conventional radars which emit high energy pulses in a narrow frequency band,

the AN/APG-77 emits low energy pulses over a wide frequency band using a technique called

spread spectrum transmission.

When multiple echoes are returned, the radar's signal processor combines the signals.

The amount of energy reflected back to the target is about the same as a conventional

radar, but because each LPI pulse has considerably less amount of energy and may not fit normal

modulation patterns, the target will have a difficult time detecting the F-22.

The F-22 and its APG-77 radar will also be able to employ better Non-Cooperative Target

Recognition (NCTR).

This is accomplished by forming fine beams and by generating a high resolution image

of the target by using Inverse Synthetic Aperture radar (ISAR) processing.

ISAR uses Doppler shifts caused by rotational changes in the targets position to create

a 3D map of the target.

The target provides the Doppler shift and not the aircraft illuminating the target.

SAR is when the aircraft provides the Doppler shift.

The pilot can compare the target with an actual picture radar image stored in the F-22's data

base.

The Air Force expects to take delivery of the first aircraft with a new radar in November

2006 but the software needed to provide the robust ground attack capability will not be

completed until 2010.

According to a representative of the Director, Operational Test and Evaluation (DOT&E), the

key to achieving a more robust ground attack capability will center on the integration

of this new radar.

A December 2005 report issued by the Defense Contract Management Agency stated that problems

encountered during the test and integration of the new radar has added risk to the development

program.

Until software and integration testing in the F-22A have been successfully completed,

we consider the design unstable creating the potential for significant cost overruns and

schedule delays.

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small dust - Goodbye to a World (Porter Robinson Cover) - Duration: 4:21.

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Is Donald Trump A Dunce Or A Genius? - Duration: 9:54.

Hi Everyone.

My name is Tom Last and I am an Ethical Individualist.

The Philosophy Of Freedom was written by Rudolf Steiner over 100 years ago.

It presents a Science of Human Freedom to establish a solid foundation for Ethical Individualism,

and for our Social and Political Life.

The cover of this weeks Time magazine asks, "Is Truth Dead?"

The story discusses the "Ideal of Truth".

The wise ones at Time, tell us what Truth is, and what it is not.

In this video, I will compare the ultimate truth of the Truth seekers at Time magazine,

with the ultimate truth of an Ethical Individualist.

I read the story because it is based on an interview with President Trump.

I want to understand Trump, but he is difficult to understand because we all know he is certainly

not a typical politician.

Trump is an individual who does not follow traditional norms of thought and behavior.

So I looked up some principles for understanding an individual.

Anyone who wants to understand an individual, must get to know the innermost core of his being

Listen to his way of viewing the world, and observe his actions.

Learn how he defines himself, and how he sees his role in the world.

If you mix in your own judgment, you will never understand him.

I think everyone will agree the most difficult principle, is to not mix in your own judgment.

Projecting your own bias on people, makes it impossible to understand them.

I discovered that the Trump interview was actually a very small part of the story.

I did a word count, and found that 95% of the story was about judging Trump, while 5%

was the Trump interview.

This isn't surprising as today's media narrative is to demonize Trump.

Time tells us their "Ideal of Truth", is "factual correctness".

Fact-checking is considered the keeper of truth.

They accuse Trump of misleading people by making claims that are factually incorrect.

In the story, Time's source for official facts is a congressional committee investigation.

What I was looking for was to understand Trump's "Ideal of Truth", because, almost single-highhandedly,

he defeated the most powerful propagandists in the country.

Anyone who can defeat the Bush and Clinton dynasties, the corporate media, and the money

of billionaires, has something to teach us.

What is Trump's mysterious genius?

We will need to defeat the same people, if we hope to change the unsustainable course

of human life on Earth.

It means something when Trump says:

"Hey, look, I can't be doing so badly, because I'm President, and you're not."

Rather than anyone trying to understand the inner-most core of Trump's being, he is mocked unrelentingly.

One reason Trump was popular enough to be elected president, was his unique individuality.

Social and political conformists, are losing popularity among people wanting a "Culture of Individuality".

In the very first sentence that Rudolf Steiner writes

in The Philosophy Of Freedom, he recognizes this cultural change.

The fundamental characteristic of our age, is the human interest in a culture of individuality.

The changes brought about by a developing culture of individuality, has affected societies

"Ideal of Truth".

Individuals have an increasing need to express their own truth, rather than merely accepting

the truth given to them by an elite group of establishment truth-givers.

What is the "Ideal of Truth" for an individuality?

There are two paths to truth.

Some seek an outer truth in the world, others seek an inner truth deep within their nature.

It is Inner Truth that will today be found most useful.

Outer Truth is produced by our institutions and experts, and crammed into the minds of students

Inner Truth arises from within each individual.

After searching, I did find Trump's "Ideal of Truth" in Time's story.

"I'm a very instinctual person, but my instinct turns out to be right."

Trump relied on his instincts during his rise to power, and ignored the advice of everyone,

from the experts to simple common sense.

He relied on his own Inner Truth.

Of course facts are important, but how reliable are they?

Trump explained that he may predict something that is factually incorrect at the time, but

will be proven correct later.

Or he may say something where the facts are just not yet known.

"Factual correctness" is often wrong.

Our judicial system is often wrong, even though it is based on "factual correctness".

Inner Truth springs from within.

It is intuitive.

It is insightful.

It is the aha moment.

It is creative thinking.

It produces new theories and ideas.

And intuitive thinking can predict what will happen.

While Inner Truth provides new insights, it can be wrong when it is incorrectly applied to the world.

In that case we need to find our mistake, and work to improve it.

An important point is that the objective facts of Outer Truth, ignore the human being.

Inner Truth is deeply connected to the human being

Truth that comes to us from outside always bears the stamp of uncertainty.

Each one of us is only convinced of truth, when he recognizes it within his own heart.

The key to understand Trump's confidence, is Inner Truth.

We know our Inner Truth with absolute certainty, because we produce it.

Whoever is filled with doubt will be weakened.

When we are confused, we are not able to set clear goals,

making us hesitant to act.

This brings us to the Ethical Individualist's "Ideal of Truth".

Ethical Individualism is a philosophy of life so it much more deeply thought out.

The life of an Ethical Individualist is based on Inner Truth.

The most empowering Inner Truth are one's highest Ideals.

Our greatest joy is to realize these ideals in life.

The realization of one's ethical ideals in life, is the highest pleasure.

What it means to be an ethical individualist is to love truth.

Love of Truth empowers the ethical Individualist to Live Truth.

The "Ideal of Truth" is to live your Truth, and let others live their Truth.

All other principles are considered to be less important.

Thanks for listening, and remember to Live and Let Live.

Give me your thoughts below. I really appreciate your comments.

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My Roommate's an Escort ⁞ Episode 9 ⁞ Daddy - Duration: 3:37.

[smooth music]

Daddy!

Hi honey!

Kesha, this is my dad

Hi Daddy

Hi

How is your trip from The Soo

you must be exhausted

Oh, it was fine thanks Kesha

Oh!

I'm always dropping things

Daddy I'm so happy you're here

Would you like a coffee?

Yeah!

Go get us some from the closest coffee shop

Here is some cash

[cha-ching]

Kesha

What would you like?

Um... I'll have a nonfat mocha

with soy milk

extra strong

extra hot

some of that delicious foam

and a shot of creamy liquor

Thanks Daddy

I'll have what she's having

[laughter]

Um.. I don't think Dim Tortons has booze

but okay...

Thanks

Welcome!

[laughter]

I know exactly what you mean!

right?

Dad!

Dad!

Hi Heather

Kesha is so interesting

were just talking about her box business

the ups and the downs

Yeah, it can be a tough job

so hard being an entrepreneur

just trying to make ends meet

Oh!

Thanks doll

[laughter]

So these boxes

cardboard?

Nice dress

is it new?

Yeah actually

Daddy and I went shopping this morning

he's so nice

Wow

So you think she slept with your dad?

yes

obviously this was going to happen

my dad's on his like fourth marriage

and Kesha's probably an escort

how did you not see this coming?

no offense but this totally your fault

no you didn't

my life

is the worst

[clock ticking]

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EPIC OREO TRICKSHOTS || How to dunk an OREO - Duration: 3:03.

whats up guys so here are some

oreo trickshots

and we're done with the video

hope you guys enjoyed it..just

kidding so here are the real oreo trickshots

(just kidding so here are the real oreo trickshots)

here are the real oreo trickhots

(haha that was a good one)

whats a trickshot video without the bloopers

(and here are the bloopers)

here are the bloopers .here is the bloopers

bloopers for this video

ahh it was so good

and there you have it 9 hours

of filming to make a

3 minute video

yeah..but anyways

thank you so much for watching the video guys

and as always

arigato

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Salvaging operation continues...draining becomes a problem - Duration: 1:37.

Continuing on with the ongoing salvage operation of Sewol-ho ferry, 15 holes have been drilled

on the left side of the D Deck to drain the water out.

But the investigating team says a problem was found during the drainage process.

Cho Sung Min reports.

The salvaging process of the Sewol-ho ferry is encountering major obstacles before the

vessel is safely brought onto dry land.

According to a member of the Sewol Investigating Team committee on Monday, the ferry needs

to be drained out of water trapped inside to make its transportation feasible.

The Sewol-ho is set to be placed on a module transporter that can carry up to 13-thousand

tons, while the ferry is estimated to exceed that capacity by some 4-hundred tons.

In order to drain the excess water, a total of twenty-one holes is to be bored on the

left side of the ferry's D Deck, which is the side that is less damaged.

But after boring 15 holes, the official said a problem has emerged.

Each hole has a diameter of sixty to seventy millimeters, which is an adequate size for

pumping water out...but it's been reported only a few holes work as intended, while most

of the holes are releasing mud instead of water, eventually slowing down the process.

The investigation committee said it looks to remove at least 6-hundred tons of water

from the vessel before transporting it to dry land, just to make sure the process is

safe.

The transporting of the ferry to the land is expected to be concluded by Thursday to

meet the neap tide period, but under the current circumstances, there are rising concerns that

plans won't unfold as predicted.

Cho Sung Min, Arirang News.

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