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- [Singer] Zack Morris is trash.
(bell rings)
- [Narrator] It's the first day of senior year.
Zack's eager to exploit susceptible freshmen.
Like this kid looking for the bathroom.
Zack says freshmen pee at home,
unless you buy one of his passes.
- Duh - Duh
- [Narrator] It's going to be a long year.
Kelly wants to know who found dates for the senior party.
Zack says the hard part is turning babes down.
A lie. And Belding has a c-plot wig. Who cares?
Zack spies a new woman to harass and demands her attention.
Must be her first day. He'd remember her beautiful face.
- I bet you say that to all the girls.
- Oh I do.
But this time I mean it.
- [Narrator] Zack's corny mind games somehow work.
Slater takes the non-creep approach.
Asking permission to sit, what's her name,
Joanna, and where she's from.
You know, normal human shit.
Zack arrives late. - Hey boys and girls!
It's time to rock and roll. Let the party begin. (laughs)
- [Narrator] To hold up class like an asshole.
Zack and Slater both met a girl.
Slater says she has a pretty smile.
Zack uses her to call another woman ugly.
- She makes Madonna look like Bart Simpson.
- [Narrator] Slater sees his special someone.
Zack says, " No dummy, that's mine,"
instead of talking to his close friend of many years.
Zack asks if Slater has invited her
to the party yet, so he can beat him to it.
Instigating an awkward double invite that overwhelms Joanna.
Joanna wants time to think. Zack signals they should
not leave her alone with her lady thoughts.
Then, kicks Slater's chair to humiliate him.
Unlike Slater, Zack does not ask for permission to sit down,
and crowds them at a desk meant for two.
Causing a scene, Zack tries to resolve
with unwanted touching, landing them all extra homework.
Slater apologizes for Zack.
Zack offers to help Joanna with the punitive assignments
with a study session at his place tonight.
Slater wants to take her to a movie tomorrow, a real date.
Instead of Zack's sad transparent attempt
to graze a butt cheek while reaching for a pencil.
- Put our heads together so our minds can touch.
- Really? - Go with it.
It's a proven study technique.
- [Narrator] Slater interrupts Zack's sham studies
to say he owes him $20 and he's here to work it off,
a valiant effort to guard this young lady in peril,
and remove Zack's homework that is surely
just a list of sneaky ways touch a thigh.
Zack tells him to beat it.
Joanna feels bad because Zack is acting like a jerk,
and invites Slater to join because if they are
in fact here to study, the more the merrier.
Slater takes Joanna on a legitimate date.
Zack has Screech pose as a menacing usher.
Then, hires a woman pretending to be Slater's mom
to say Slater invited her to the movie.
- I've never met this woman before in my life.
- How could you treat me this way on my birthday?
- [Narrator] Real classy touch.
Screech corroborates the despicable story
of Slater's mom-poster. Joanna, mortified,
makes room for this stranger while Zack gloats.
Slater accurately feels that wrecking his date
by making it look like he hates his mother
was too low, even for Zack.
Zack says it was retaliation forgetting
his chair kick started all of this.
Zack escalates his smack talk with a weak shove,
and after getting shoved back,
sucker punches Slater in the face.
Slater, a trained fighter, defends himself,
and uses his body to end Zack's spazmatic flailing.
Belding realizes this must be over a girl.
He warns 22 years ago, a woman ruined
one of his friendships forever.
Zack's simple ass wonders what
the very obvious point of that story is.
Belding makes them shake and agree to move on.
But instead of moving on, Zack hounds Joanna about the party
She's not going with either of you, dumb ass.
Zack immediately runs his mouth.
Zack enters the party pouting. Where's Slater?
- Slater who? - [Narrator] Very mature.
Slater wishes everyone a great year.
Then politely removes himself from Zack's toxic environment.
Zack bullies Slater, who just wants a drink,
and splashes him. What the fuck kind of move is that?
Slater defends himself from Zack's attacks.
Then helps Zack with the only chance
of getting his dick wet anytime soon.
Belding intervenes, and Zack feels safe enough
to get physical again. Belding's c-plot wig falls off,
and their shared laughter offers a moment of clarity.
Slater of course makes the first apology,
and we never see Joanna ever again.
Because after the misery Zack put her through
in the first week of a new school
she probably fucking killed herself.
Let's review, Zack Morris called dibs on the new girl,
but after she hit it off with Slater,
tried to pressure her into a date,
when she wanted time and space to think,
gave her neither, and commenced his violence,
then tried to fix the consequences
of his behavior with a bogus study trap,
and when Slater took Joanna on an actual date,
framed him for scorning his mother on her birthday,
but instead of apologizing, kept pushing,
then sucker punched his friend
over a girl he met two days ago,
and learned nothing, continuing his harassment,
and assault, and couldn't be the first to say sorry,
and never apologized to Joanna.
Zack Morris is trash.
- [Singer] Zack Morris is trash.
(bell rings)
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