Today I'm going to be doing something I've never wanted to do.
If you could list the top 10 things that I've never wanted to do in my life, this would at least be in the top 3.
Some of you may know I have a dedicated subreddit,
this subreddit is one of the worst subreddits on the entire planet.
You know when I complain about being bullied, and how I don't like it?
This subreddit; It's sole job, is to bully me.
So, today, I'll humor you, all my 9 year olds. (OOOHH!!)
And I will be doing a dedicated video... *cringes in lesbian* On the Pyrocynical subreddit.
(LWIAY/YIAY intro)
Leave your answers in the subreddit,
Nine year olds.
I'll read your answers in the next episode of
WHO CARES
A lot of the 7 year olds are gonna say, "This is just a copy of LWIAY. Pewdiepie has his own subreddit that he looks at."
He- sh- shhush, shush shush...
Just give this to me, alright? One time. Just let me have something good in my life.
"Parallel lines equals two lines that never meet."
"Example: Pyro... Original-"
Do I... Do I want to make this video? Do I want to make- do I want to be here?
I got- I could be somewhere else man I got places to be.
And of course it has 69 upvotes!
"How to make a meme on Pyrocynical sub-" yeah that's literally it.
That is the intelligence of my subscribers (just like my own).
[retarded voice] The wheelchair cat, still funny. So is Pepe!
[Peter Griffin impression] "Do atheists go to hell?-"
no- I'm-... Should I- no I'm not doing a Peter Griffin voice.
NO.
[Peter Griffin] "Hey Lois that's frickin' epic!"
"Hey, do atheists go to hell?" "no."
"How about people who don't bully pyro in this subreddit?"
"Straight to hell. To the boiler room of hell. All the way down"
"Good, good. That makes me happy."
Thank you, seven-year-old, that stopped playing Fortnite just to make that meme to spite me. Thank you.
(high-pitched) HEY!!!
BRO!!!!
WHY DID YOU KILL ME!?!? (default dances)
"When youtubers run out of content-" *cute laugh*
Okay, okay. I'll give you that one.
I'd agree with you, but I have made reddit videos myself, okay?
Look there's nothing wrong with a reddit video, it's- it's fine.
It's not fine.
mlg
"It's either a house or a car. I choose the car."
"The amount of upvotes on this post is still higher then the chance Pyro get-"
Bro. I lit-bro. I don't- I don't get this meme.
For those who want context, quite a while ago in uh, my exclusive one and one only Dr. Phill video,
I clowned on a girl for wanting an expensive car, while saying I didn't have a car myself.
I expected to get a round of applause and everyone saying to me,
"Oh Pyrocynical, you do care about the environment, what a good person." uwuwu
No. They all call me poor and roast me, and they start sending me cars out of Fallout.
"(reads title) Twitter screenshots aren't memes"
"Pyro: Can you mow my lawn as a collab Pewdiepie?"
"So guys we did it,"
"We mowed 250,000 square feet of lawn."
"The fact that we mowed such a big lawn, in such a short amount of time is just phenomenal."
"I'm just amazed thank you guys so much for supporting *wHEEZE* the gardening business."
Okay... I hate that meme. It's stale. But that, That is good. I actually liked that.
Also, double points for the Kent Mansley profile picture.
The best Disney character... that... isn't in the Disney universe.
(boi)
"(reads title) Greek Titan Atlas holding up sky for all eternity."
I AM ATLAS, I AM. I HOLD THE WORLD ON MY SHOULDERS.
If it wasn't for me, all you kids would spread across the world like a plague, and everyone would be bullied.
*asmr* I take the hits, so the world can sleep safely at night.
"My face when father brings home ma"-*laughs*
No! *do u english* Why? That's not even relevant!
*voice crack* Why?? 300 upvotes?
Stop it. Stop. What did I- what did I just say? Bully me, do not bully random people.
Even though, yes, he communicates in smoke signals.
"Come on Pyro we need it, even my calculator needs it. Where is Petscop 2?"
Where is Petscop 2?
*fdskLDSKFJDSKLFs in British*
It's being worked on, okay? It's taking me a while, There's a lot of resources I need to gather, I don't want to push it.
There's actually more content out now then when I released the original but just give me time, okay?
I-I can't make Petscop in a day, okay?
Just, calm down seven-year-olds. Go play Fortnite and then I'll ring the dinner bell when it's ready.
"So guys we-"
"A comedian, huh? *OOF* Off, I have no time for your inane *OOF*."
Hey, that's a mean word! That's a swear. I- censor that please.
I don't want to have such hateful comments on my channel.
I am a family-friendly channel. I don't see anything I do out of the ordinary that isn't family-friendly, *bullied children maymay*
Ignore all the children I've bullied.
*slowly distorting static*
I- I- How am I mean to react to this?
"This post was made by M14 gang."
Great, oh my god. I-I could of been doing... *struggles to English*
I could have done, like a Minecraft Lets-Play, or a Garfield Cart Funny Moments,
something with actual like... value.
But nope. I'm sat here reading my subreddit and seeing how 9-year-olds are roasting me.
"The hidden truth, Py-" ah man. Ah.
*unsheathes the sword of epic gamer god*
You see this sword? You see this sword? You pray that I don't use it on you, alright?
He stole off me! He-I am 45, he's 28. I've been on this Earth longer than him!
[pew pew pew]
Look at this random person I grabbed from the street.
Hey random person, w-w-what'd you think about Pewdiepie?
save me
Oh my god, I-that is so true.
*puts boi down to pp* That looked a bit wrong, whoops.
"Kanye giving the phone to Tru-" *audible confusion*
No. Its-
The cat meme isn't funny.
Alright?
It's -It's dead and its buried,
So is 250k.
And so is asking me to make Petscop 2
Guys- You need to try harder than this
COME ON!!
"Guys When Pyrocinical reaches 250k subs,"
*Inhales*
"We should spam it with the 'So guys we did it' video."
"The look on Pyro's face will be epic!"
Is my face epic right now?
Would you say that my face is "epic"?
*Epic thud sound followed by mlg screaming*
"Holy shit Pyro is ri-" I am right!
Its li- literally
The default soy is Soldier 76
Fortnite steals from everything!
It's never made a unique thing in it's entire-
The only- The only two things I'll give Fortnite:
The Raven skin and the Scourge skin.
That's it.
The- Nothing else matters,
Nothing else.
"Like for gaming, Share for gaming,"
"Co-" ... Wha-What-
Two- Three thousand upvotes bro.
H O W ? *youre gonna catch some flies with that mouth wide open papa*
You- You guys have such bad senses of humor
Oh my god..
"So guys I found Jack-" That's mea- No!
No bullying,
Stop it.
No! No!
Stop, you leave him alone and his precious-
I-I do- I cant agree with this meme
Cause i've met 'im in person!
I can't clown on people I meet in person!
"Allowing people to use your content in several meme formats,"
"Therefore, allowing more subscriber growth due to exposure"
"This is bullying"
No- it-
Don't word it like that.
You manipulative piece of *Family Friendly OOF noise*
It *IS* bullying - Alright?
You can't roast me and then say it's-
its some "art piece" Tha- That's meant to garner-
No. It's bullying.
Stop it.
From now on,
I'm gonna have a *NO BULLYING ALERT*
Whenever someone bullies me,
I will call the police *wh eez E*
Guys, when you bully me-
Please- uh leave your bank details and your home address below (so we can save john wick!)
That-That'd make finding you much easier.
"Leaked photo of Pyrocynical as a kid."
OH MY GOD-
I get it! Cause he's white!
Oh my god-
Same- I'm white, he's white
It must be me.
That's a great meme,
I really do like that one.
no
"What's funnier?"
"Pyrocynical 250k memes,"
"Wheel chair cat memes,"
"Pyro putting a fake outro in the m-" *hmm*
I think that's-
That's a self aware meme.
I don't like where that's going.
These memes are growing.
They're growing in intelligence.
"So guys we d-"
ALI-A!!! Why- *grunts in bullying*
Ali-A, that's it.
He stole my meme!
Why am I putting the head *voice crack* phones on, I'm retarded.
I'm-
Oh God.
I mean Ali-A gets no views anymore so he's clearly leeching off me, let's see how many he gets:
A hundred- hundred million?!
A hundred million.
Bro- I get that overnight-
Le- Uh- It said a hundred million,
I- I dunno there's something wrong with SocialBlade.
"PewDiePie. Don't mind me, just stealing the content-"
Bruh- We -
We're gonna have a- we're gonna have a massive problem now.
We are gonna actually have a massive problem.
Ok this is- this is actually like the Game Theory of how it works:
Ok. so, *distorted meme review*
PewDiePie directly steals from me;
No one cares *CLAP*
I make a video with the same topic as him-
*ooga booga*
"YouTube demonetizing your TikTok bullying video."
"You use it as an opportunity to bully children even more children."
YES- He gets it.
That is exactly what TikTok was made for,
to bully kids.
Don't take that out of context please,
that actually sounded really bad.
"HAHA Pyrocynical get bullied."
"by his own subscribers."
"This post made by Bro Army"
I KNEW IT! I knew it.
The Pew- They've infiltrated the subreddit.
We need to lock everything down.
"Moving on from a vid that get's demonetized."
"Literally just redoing a-" bro
It- it-
*splutters in uwu*
It got a million views! It got one million views.
I don't see the problem here.
What I hate about these memes, some of them are just- like the most unfunny- like seven-year-old humor,
and some of them are-
They're really calling me out and they do a very good job of it.
I mean.. *Cough* they're all seven-year-olds *Cough*
"Hard to swallow pills,"
"Everyone bullies Pyro by saying he doesn't make original content and copies Pewdiepie,"
"but his fans are unoriginal because they all make the same 250k subs edit on different videos of people falling into water,"
"and the entire subreddit is just copying Pewdiepie's-"
Oh, my, god.
Give this man some money!
He just called all of you out!
I'm the original person here.
Like, you all roast me saying I'm unoriginal, I copy from Felix,
and then you go edit a man jumping into water to, "So guys we did it".
You're worse then me on every level.
*ear-gasms*
What is this meme?
Are you actually doing it?
Oh my god- Oh my god.
These seven-year-olds.
He even sounds like the guy! He sounds like the guy that narrates the Petscop series!
Could it be the guy that made Petscop wants pyro to do a video?
*Uuhhhhhs in Megamind* my brain hurt uwu
It's not- it's not funny. W-
Boy, we have been over this...
The cat is not funny!
El-Humor-o, no-no!
*virgin game end anthem*
*unamused papa*
You guys wonder why I like, never do meet-ups or never want to meet any of you.
I hope you guys enjoyed the video.
This video was quite taxing on me,
So I'm probably going to take some time off and do a whole playthrough of Spyro the Dragon.
Uh, If you enjoyed, please leave a like, and subscribe, and turn on notifications please.
I need growth to my channel. I need more nine-year-olds. I want to be the YouTuber with the most-
That...
That sounds- that sounds a bit weird man. That sounds a bit weird.
I want to have the most subs, alright?
There's two ways to do th at, you subscribe or I get Pewdiepie's login.
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