Bye
How'd it go?
I don't even know what they did.
You never what?
I don't know what they did.
You don't know what they did?
No
I told you, remember?
I told you it was gonna seem like you went down and then you immediately were awake again.
They told me I was gonna feel drowzee and I didn't feel drowzee.
You didn't feel drowzee?
Nah, so then I hypnotized myself.
I said I'm gonna go to sleep
and then I went to sleep.
(laughing)
Are you hungry?
No
No, do you...how about let's go, um, let's go next door
He said wait an hour.
I know, but we'll just, um
We'll get some food and we'll take it back to the house.
You're not even filming my face.
Wassup guys?
How do you feel?
I thought she was walking a dog.
No, she doesn't have a dog.
You're already a bit swollen.
You're swollen.
Thanks
With a baby
Uh, yeah! I know.
Sport Clips! They got good food!
What?
Sport Clips has good food.
Yeah...
We're gonna get some mashed potatoes and gravy from Chicken Express
ew
Did you say eww?
ew
ew?
Do you not want mashed potatoes and gravy?
I mean, mashed potatoes sounds okay.
I don't know if I wanna eat mashed potatoes.
You don't know if you want to eat mashed potatoes?
Wassup guys! I just got my wisdom teeth taken out.
So things are weird.
Hi, um
can I get an order of, uh
17 BOWLS OF MASHED POTATOES
Can I just get an order of mashed potatoes and gravy?
TIMES 17
Just the regular mashed potatoes?
Yeah
Alright
With a Big Gulp
No, you're not getting a Big Gulp
That's it.
That's it?
That's it
It'll be $2.05
Thank you.
205 dollars?!
Yep, 205 dollars.
Are you hot or cold?
I'm gooood homie
You're gonna get it?
Is that what you said?
I said I'm GOOOD homie
Oh, okay
I'm glad you're good
Are you thirsty?
Yeah
Yeah?
What?
How long was I asleep before you came in?
uh, well
(gibberish) was I awake?
I don't know how long you were awake cuz they didn't let me go back there.
How long did it take?
Uh, well, it took about
Two hours or so
I was sitting for like an hour
Alone.
I had pre-op practice sleeping.
Ohh, that's good.
Yep
I'm glad
I want pizza.
Um, okay
Do they make milkshake pizzas?
No, they don't make milkshake pizzas.
What do I look like?
I just look like a retarded chipmunk.
(laughing)
(window opening)
Hi
How are you today?
Good how are you?
Pretty good
Oh shoot, umm...
hold on
She forgot all of her money.
No, my wallet's in the back.
We're gonna have to exchange goods and services.
Can you tell he just got his wisdom teeth out today?
Really?
Yeah
How are you today?
Hi
I could totally drive home right now.
High on drugs riding the Ruckus.
Remember you can't operate any motor vehicles for 24 hours.
Million viewssss
If you tried to operate the Ruckus you would crash the Ruckus.
I can feel my tongue moving around but it's not numb.
It's because the rest of your mouth is numb.
It feels like they just stuck a
giant, like, stress ball in my face.
So when you eat, you're probably gonna have problems.
You're gonna have...
probably gonna dribble
you're gonna
whaaaaat
This is terrible music
That's not your purse.
Yeah, that's not my purse.
Where's your purse?
My purse is in the back.
Do you need it?
Yeah, we're gonna put on the Space Jam soundtrack.
(laughing)
How about we can put that on when we get home?
But then I'm not in the party mobile.
Hey. Call out.
Hunter Honda was acting like this a week after he took his teeth out.
A week after? I highly doubt that.
Yeah, that dude is weak sauce.
(laughing) oh man
You are calling him out.
Buh-bye, nice to meet...
Yeah, say buh-bye dental place
That needle that put in me didn't hurt enough.
The needle didn't hurt enough?
Yeah
Did you want it to hurt more?
Yeahh, the more it hurts it means the more superpowers that you get.
Ah, I didn't know that's how it worked.
Yeah, did it hurt for you? How was your surgery?
Well mine was like 11 years ago, but it was it was okay?
My mom said that when I got in the car
I looked at myself in the mirror, I started crying
Cuz I was swollen and sad.
Ohh
Hey yo hit the like button because if you don't hit the like button then Youtube doesn't give me any views.
That's what they said.
I don't know if that's how it works.
Yeah
You okay?
Uh, yeah right now, cuz I got no pain.
Yeah
They stuck my face with novocaine.
Yeah, I'm gonna have to go to...
I should do a rap battle cuz novocaine rhymes with pain.
Yeah
I need some hot beats yo!
Yeah
Where the hot beats?
You're not listening to me.
Yeah, you need some hot beats, but I don't have my phone up here so I can't put on the Space Jam soundtrack.
Okay, we'll find it.
Oh no, it's all the way over there?
Yeah, you can't reach it.
Watch out, homie.
I got it.
You got it?
No...
I lost it.
Your phone is in the pocket of my purse.
I got it.
You got it?
(singing) Keep on pushing
movin on up
Nope
Wrong application
Hey, you know what I really want?
What do you really want?
Tapioca pudding
We don't have any tapioca pudding.
Lame
Oh, but do you know what?
In the shopping center
where the dentist is, I found a really cool donut place
and they have
Tapioca tea, bubble tea, and they have donuts, and cake balls and macaroons
But I can't have solid food.
No you can't have any of that.
But when you're healed we can go.
(music starts)
Doo doo doo doo
Time keeps on slippin
into the future
Time keeps on slippin slippin slippin
into the future
I'm gonna fly like an eagle
to the sea
Fy like an eagle, let my spirit carry me
I wanna flyyyyy
...can't get enough to eat
wanna shoe the children
no shoes on their feet
I wanna house the people
Oh yeah there's a solution
fly like an eagle
Is that him or me that smells so bad?
No, that's that car
to the sea
Where did I wake up?
Where did you wake up?
Yeah was I in the bed?
Was it the same place that I was when they put me in.
Um I don't know where you were. I wasn't there when you woke up.
Oh. Lame.
You don't love me?
I do love you, but they didn't tell me when you woke up.
They only told me when you were ready to leave.
Oh that's lame.
I wanted to know what it was like seeing me open my eyes.
I know, I missed that unfortunately.
Next song.
It's time to take you to its full potential (gibberish) game on the instrumental and
first things first since your date of birth you've been kinda confused about what your life is worth
You can do anything that you wanna do.
All you gotta do is put your brain into it.
Take your time and educate your mind. In the long run I'm sure you'll find that you can walk the walk you can talk the talk
what?
I'm very impressed with your rapping skills.
You can be a winner too.
Movin on up
Everybody we're movin on up
movin on up
you're a winner!
Movin on up
You're a winner!
How fat am I?
You're not fat, you're just swollen.
Nah, it just looks like I got in a fight.
Kind of.
But it's okay cuz I'm bigger dude and they probably am(sp)
freakin passed out on the floor right now
Uppercut!
Jab, baby!
What am I biting?
Where's your baby?
What am I biting?
Baby!
What?
You're pregnant.
Yeah
Everybody we're movin on up
movin on up
you're a winner.
You gotta keep movin
Everybody we're movin on up.
...body stop you nooo nooo
Hey guys, I'm here in my car
with my brand new Lamborghini bag
But you know what I like more than my Lamborghini bag?
Your Lamborghini bag?
Yeah
You know what I like more than my Lamborghini bag?
What?
KNYAWLEDGE
What?
knyawledge
knowledge
Yawns?
KNYAWLEGE!
Knowledge!
Yeahhhh
This does not say Lamborghini.
shhhh
Oh, okay, we're keeping that a secret.
What's that?
You got a drink.
I have to drink?
You got a drink!
Yes, I have a drink.
I wanted an iced tea, but they didn't have iced tea
So she gave me ice water and put tea bags in it which was kind of weird, we're going to hold
What a bunch of hoes.
(gibberish) space KABOOM!
Just work that body, work that body Make sure you don't hurt nobody
Take that thing into overtime.
Hey DJ!
Hey! Letsss go.
Everybody get up, it's time to slam now.
We get a real jam goin down, welcome to the space jam.
Move your hands in the air if you feel fine
We're gonna take it into overtime
welcome to the space jam
Abby said I can't listen to the music anymore.
No, you can listen to the music. But you're probably not going to be able to use the parts where you're rapping in your video.
It's called a cover.
Oh, okay
Fair use
ah, okay
I don't know what counts.
something like that
Is that a camera or is that a light?
Yeah, the light has a camera.
Nope
The car
Oh, the car? Yeah, the car has a camera.
It's a backup camera.
Maybe he's an undercover cop.
I don't think he's an undercover cop.
I don't think undercover cops drive pilots.
He's spying on you.
He's spying on me?
Yeah, but he's (N)SA
What?
You don't know my life!
Hoe!
(laughing)
I can't wait for you to be off of your drugs.
So you can watch this video.
You're probably gonna get really bored cuz you're just sitting here filming nothing.
Say what?
I ain't filmin nothin
You're filming the road.
You're just jealous. Man, roads are awesome.
They take you places
Yeah
How you supposed to go places? (or something like that)
Well, trains don't use roads.
Your mom doesn't use roads.
Yeah, neither does your mom.
Ouchhh
Yeah she does.
Did you tell your parents you were getting your wisdom teeth out?
Yeah
My dad said they just yanked his out.
They yanked them?
Yeah
Yeah that's how they did it in the olden days.
Okay, bye for now. I'm gonna do an Instagram livestream.
Oh goodness...
See you later.
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