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You're like, "We're crushing ice, Mom."

Will: Oh! Mom: That's the...

*caps fall off counter*

Will: No, no, noo Mom: cap

Michael sings: dodododododododo

This is a Frozen Delights snow cone maker

that I got this weekend

Along with some flavoring that goes with it

Will: ohhh...SO excited

so ummm

We're gonna unbox and try it out

Like literally

Jess: Haven't read the directions or anything

Michael (sarcastically): like we need to

Will (off-camera): uh ah

Can we get a cut like say, "technical difficulties"?

Mom & Michael try to imitate beeping

*Beep sound*

I want to show y'all something

I got this weekend

🎶

So that's the button?

Alright. I need the directions.

Will: the directions

Michael: I thought you said we didn't need it.

Jess: No, I said I have not READ the directions.

Okay

Jess: Great, so unplug so I don't kill myself.

Oh, right yeah. I DON'T want to kill you.

Jess (unsure): Thanks, Will. Michael: *laughs*

🎶

Jess: ok. Michael & Will: *laugh*

Michael: You're like, "uhhh" Michael & Will: *laugh*

Jess (clenched teeth): I love you, Michael

I love you sooo much.

So, uh plug it in

and we're going to read the directions

Clean it we cleaned it. lift the lid-

Will: may want to be careful

Jess: and place

lift the lid and place approximately four to six cubes

into the unit

*high-pitched chipmunk noises*

So you're probably supposed to plug it in before that

but okay um

place a widemouth cup close to

the underneath of

the shoot

Will: We don't have a wide-mouth

Jess:That IS a wide mouth. Will: oh!

*pop* you're welcome!

🎶

when your cup is full

okay, before it touches me ah

Stop pressing the lid.

to stop the motor.

Will: let me push down on it.

*loud whirling machine*

push harder!

Let go! Let go!

Michael: all the ice is gone?

*Will confirm* Ice is gone

Jess: We need a lot more ice.

Will: We need a bunch of ice

Jess: lets say

six more

🎶

alright so we're going put this into mine.

okay hold this arthritic hands okay?

I may drop this whole thing

and yours is

glass glass

Will: STOP! Jess: Where are you going?

Back down, Child!

ok. Let's come up with a plan.

Lean it back

a little bit like this

so it doesn't FALL onto me. haha

Then, I will break it

and make it fall into the glass.

*ice falls onto floor*

Will: I knew that was going to happen.

Jess: that was almost a good plan

All: *laughing*

Jess: Get in the glass!

ohhh that's so nice

It's like snow

Jess: *agrees*

in a cone

Michael: *laugh* Jess: I see what you did there. Will: Yes

Michael: MY Turn!

Light plastic cup if

anyone was wondering

Michael: AND Time for the syrup!

I'll let you pour your own.

Michael: Since I'm not much o f a jerk

Jess: really?!

since i bought it

I really appreciate that.

Oh wait it needs to

uhhh

okay, these are kind of my kryptonite, so

Will; These are mine, too.

Michael: I could open it because they're not

Will: I have zero nails

like none

Will: like none

Jess: ok that just got (everywhere)

Leave it! You don't have to

throw it away right now

Will: Boy, this is just going to be fun

Michael: I think your nail got redder

Jess: Okay, are you ready?

Will: Are you ready, kids?

ok Hurry. hand in pain

ahh

so much sugar. okay, okay, that's probably enough.

Will: You might want to mix it ....like... mix it

Jess:Are y'all worried there won't be enough for you?

Mike: Trust me. There WILL be enough.

Jess: Okay, that does kinda look beautiful.

Will: Wow! That looks amazing.

oh

looks so good

Jess: Yummy! like to know how it tastes?

ooohh. smell it!

Will: Oohh Jess:What's it smell like?

Mike: Smells like Christmas Jess: no. it does not.

It does smell like Hawaiian Punch so

like red Hawaiian Punch

Okay

Jess: So good Will:Now, let's make

more

Jess: So we're gonna Fast forwardto make yalls.

Will: doo doo doo doo doo

Jess: I wouldn't put any more than six at a time.

I'm not sure

the blender can handle it.

I trust the snow cone machine.

Will: This may go wrong.

So, sit as close to

the snow cone machine as possible

*sound of record reversing* Michael: ahh my foot

🎶

Mike: give me my fork. Will: oh yeah

🎶

🎶

I think it did a really good job

it crushed the ice

to the texture

to the consistency that

I would imagine it would be

and the Hawaiian punch

Flavoring that comes with it.

is absolutely delicious

but I love Hawaiian punch

Flavored stuff

I've tried different things that are Hawaiian Punch

and I always liked it

So, maybe I'm biased if you don't like

Hawaiin Punch, then you may need a different flavor

we can always like try different juices

in this you know, maybe uh

Actual Hawaiian Punch

see if it actually works

because it's the consistency of juice.

Jess: So anyway. Thanks for watching.

Subscribe to this channel by clicking that little red button down below

on whatever device you choose to choose

under our faces

Because it's wonderful

and coming soon on the Brotherhood channel.

Which you should ALSO subscribe to

in my opinion you should subscribe to it more

But anyway click that red button right down below

Soon we will be cooking up another

Concoction with this brand new machine

that this channel has provided for me

Wait, when you say "this channel has provided for me",

you mean that "My mother has provided"

right? Mike: exactly!

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Episode 894 Time with Godzilla season 2 Episode 6 WHAT THE FUCK????????? - Duration: 20:01.

Godzilla 2004: get out of my face Godzilla 2000

Godzilla 2000: make me bitch *got punch off the table by Godzilla 2004*

Godzilla 2014: go get him

Godzilla 2004: why daddy he was in my face

Godzilla 2014: go get him NOW!!!!!!

Godzilla 2004: *crying then jumps to get his brother* I'm coming brother

*father and 3rd son hugging*

GMK Godzilla: Dad? Dad your drunk again Godzilla 2014: yeah but i'm alfine

GMK Godzilla: Guys help dad's drunk again Godzilla 2000: What dad's drunk again? dad! *stepped on Godzilla 2014's tail* Godzilla 2014: YYYEEEEEOOOOOWWWWWW

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ГРЯЗНАЯ ОБУВЬ | speed-time.ru - Duration: 5:16.

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Global Market Cap Hits $50 Trillion For The First Time Ever As All Eyes Turn To Trump Tax Plan - Duration: 24:42.

Global Market Cap Hits $50 Trillion For The First Time Ever As All Eyes Turn To Trump

Tax Plan

by Tyler Durden

After two days of back to back triple digit gains in the Dow for the first time since

the election, overnight the torrid rally has faded, with European shares and U.S. stock

futures little changed ahead of Trump's big unveil of his much anticipated tax cut plan

as investors seek new impetus for a flagging relief rally. And, if as some traders expect,

the rally is likely to be reignited no matter what Trump announces today (although a less

hyperbolic plan may in fact be more favorable for risk, as it makes Trump's plan more likely

instead of being shot down by Congress).

Despite the tapering of euphoria, world stocks hit another all time high on the back of strong

earnings and the realization that whatever Trump says, the S&P - less than 1% from all

time highs - will likely hit a new record. the MSCI world equity index, which tracks

shares in 46 countries, was up 0.1% to a fresh record high. It is up nearly 2% this week

and 8.35% since the start of the year. As Bloomberg's David Ingles charts, the market

cap of all stocks in the index, and thus the world, has just surpassed $50 trillion for

the first time ever.

"On top of (the French election result) we have had a very decent set of corporate earnings

in the U.S. and that helped push the market further along the same direction," said Investec

economist Philip Shaw. "I am unsure how further along we really are on the tax cutting agenda,

but it is certainly not doing market sentiment any harm," he added.

Further details on President Trump's tax cutting plans are expected to be announced later on

Wednesday, potentially reviving reflation bets. The threat of a U.S. government shutdown

this weekend also receded after Trump backed away from demanding Congress include funding

for his planned border wall with Mexico in a spending bill.

The dollar rebounded modestly for a second day after plunging in the past week to lows

not seen since November, gaining against most group-of-10 currencies even as the WTI slide

continues, with crude languishing below $50 a barrel after a report on U.S. supplies.

European stocks halted a five-day advance that had taken them to the highest since 2015

as earnings painted a mixed picture on growth.

According to Bloomberg, investors are waiting to see if Trump�s conciliatory tone on the

border wall could help avert a government shutdown even as most members of the Congress

are in the dark about the $1.1 trillion spending bill. Policy reviews by the Japanese and European

Central Bank may also set the tone for rest of the week.

European shares pulled back slightly from 20-month highs as some disappointing corporate

results weighed on the market but Asian stocks powered ahead. The Stoxx Europe 600 Index

was little changed, after a five-day rally to the highest since August 2015.

Japan�s Topix index rose 1.2 percent, climbing for a fifth straight day for the longest winning

streak this year. Futures on the S&P 500 Index were flat after the underlying gauge climbed

0.6 percent on Tuesday, to within 10 points of its closing record.

The early FX price action this morning has been in the EUR, as the market has faded the

story out late yesterday that the ECB are considering signalling a tweak in their monetary

policy stance in the wake of the Macron first round victory at the weekend. This sounds

premature to say the least, and alongside this, we have seen Draghi and Co curbing some

of the hawkish sentiment in response to their last meeting. The recovery EU wide is a little

better than fragile, but as the Fed have been struggling to do in their communication to

the market, the ECB now face a similar task.

The slew of positive news pushed the Nasdaq composite to a record high on Tuesday while

the Dow and S&P 500 brushed against recent peaks.

Against a strengthening dollar, the euro held on to the bulk of the gains made earlier this

week; it fell 0.13 percent to $1.0911, but is still up 1.72 percent from Friday's close.

U.S. Treasury yields, meanwhile, rose above 2.30 percent for the first time in two weeks.

"U.S. bond yields have broken higher without the support of commodity prices which is one

of the clearest signs that the Trump trade is back," Morgan Stanley analysts said in

a note. Euro zone government bond yields nudged up ahead of Trump's keenly anticipated tax

announcement.

Oil prices resumed their downward trend on Wednesday as data showed a rise in U.S. crude

inventories and record supplies in the rest of the world cast doubt on OPEC's ability

to cut supplies and tighten the market.

Economic data include revision of retail sales. Procter & Gamble, PepsiCo are among companies

scheduled to publish results. Alphabet, Microsoft, Amazon.com, Twitter, Intel, Barclays, Bayer

AG and Total SA are among major companies releasing results later this week. The Bank

of Japan is widely expected to keep the settings on its monetary easing program unchanged at

the end of a two-day policy meeting on Thursday. Though inflation remains well below the central

bank�s 2 percent target, it�s ticking up. The ECB sets monetary policy later that

same day. With officials indicating little chance of a policy change, the focus will

be on any signals from President Mario Draghi that the central bank is debating an exit

from its extraordinary stimulus.

Market Snapshot

S&P 500 futures down less than 0.1% to 2,384.00 STOXX Europe 600 unchanged at 386.90

MXAP up 0.5% to 149.55 MXAPJ up 0.3% to 487.86

Nikkei up 1.1% to 19,289.43 Topix up 1.2% to 1,537.41

Hang Seng Index up 0.5% to 24,578.43 Shanghai Composite up 0.2% to 3,140.85

Sensex up 0.7% to 30,149.50 Australia S&P/ASX 200 up 0.7% to 5,912.04

Kospi up 0.5% to 2,207.84 German 10Y yield fell 1.0 bps to 0.368%

Euro down 0.2% to 1.0910 per US$ Brent Futures down 0.04% to $52.08/bbl

Italian 10Y yield rose 8.4 bps to 1.972% Spanish 10Y yield rose 1.1 bps to 1.686%

Gold spot up 0.1% to $1,265.84 U.S. Dollar Index up 0.2% to 98.98

Top Headline News from Bloomberg

President Donald Trump�s expected call to slash the corporate tax rate to 15 percent

-- a number that many economists say would boost the deficit so much that the cut would

be short-lived -- may be less about policy and more about deal-making

The roll-out of legislation this week that would rip up much of the Dodd-Frank Act marks

a pivotal moment for Republicans� efforts to overhaul post-crisis financial rules

Credit Suisse Chief Executive Officer Tidjane Thiam is bowing to investor pressure to keep

the bank�s biggest profit generator and instead will bolster capital by selling stock

in a rights offer KKR & Co. offered to buy a controlling stake

in Hitachi Kokusai Electric Inc., the chip system-making unit of Hitachi Ltd., in a bid

that values the target at $2.3 billion BHP Billiton Ltd. said it may resurrect the

sale of its under-performing Fayetteville shale gas assets in Arkansas a little more

than two weeks after billionaire Paul Singer proposed spinning off the mining company�s

U.S. petroleum division China Southern Airlines Co. said it plans

to buy 20 widebody aircraft from Airbus SE in a deal worth about $6 billion, according

to a filing to the Hong Kong stock exchange Wednesday

KKR to Acquire Hitachi Kokusai in Deal Valued at $2.3b

IQiyi, Netflix Reach Content Cooperation Agreement Uber to Question Alphabet�s Larry Page in

Robocar Case Bayer-Monsanto Deal Needs EU Scrutiny, NRW

Minister Tells RP Shanghai to Develop �Water Town� Next

to Disneyland, Zone Says Asia equity markets maintained the positive

momentum from their counterparts in US, where the DJIA outperformed on strong earnings and

the NASDAQ Comp. closed over 6,000 for the first time ever. ASX 200 (+0.8%) gained on

return from holiday, while Nikkei 225 (+1.1%) benefitted after the JPY weakened against

its major counterparts. The Hang Seng (+0.3%) and Shanghai Comp. (+0.2%) also conformed

to the upside after the PBoC continued its liquidity injections. Finally, 10yr JGBs were

lower with demand dampened amid the broad-based heightened risk appetite and as the BoJ kick-started

its 2-day policy meeting in which the bank is widely expected to remain on hold, while

there was also notable underperformance observed in the super long end.

PBoC injected CNY 40bIn in 7-day reverse repos, CNY 20bIn in 14-day reverse repos and CNY

20bIn in 28-day reverse repos.

Top Asian News

China�s Homemade Aircraft Carrier Is Second in Xi�s Fleet

China Merchants Seeks to Overtake UBS in Asia With Offshore Push

China Market Strains Worsen as AAA Rated Vanke Scraps Bond Sale

ICRA Sees FY18 Foreign Flows Into Indian Debt Capped at $5- $10b

China Eastern Said in Cargo Stake Sale Talks With Private Firms

Huarong Investment Risks in Spotlight After Glaucus Report

Hyundai Motor Counts on SUV, Genesis Brand to Revive Profits

Korean Peninsula on Brink of War Provoked From Outside: Russia

European bourses fail to find any firm direction with equities trading somewhat mixed yet again.

Earning updates are yet again at the forefront of investors' minds, with Credit Suisse outperforming

in the SMI this morning after announcing profit rose above analyst estimates, additionally

the Swiss bank noted that they will raise USD 4bIn in a rights issues. Elsewhere, luxury

names have been lifted after Kering stated that their organic growth were significantly

ahead of expectations. Credit markets have found some support following yesterday's risk

sentiment as the bund has seen a slow grind higher since the cash open, benefiting from

month-end extension buying needs.

Top European News

Santander�s Brazil Patience Pays off as Rebound Lifts Profit

Kering Shares Surge After Gucci�s Strongest Growth in 20 Years

Standard Chartered Profit Soars as Bank Overhaul Gains Traction

Daimler Raises Earnings Forecast as Spending Pressure Mounts

HSBC, RBS Saudi Ventures in Talks to Form $78 Billion Lender

BHP Considers U.S. Shale Asset Sale After Activist Call

Handelsbanken�s Capital Supremacy Fails to Charm Shareholders

Telia Sees Lower Uzbek Fine of $1 Billion as Sales Top Views

SEB Sees Riksbank Move After �Shock� Sweden Manufacturing Data

De Benedetti Bets on Media as Italy Business Clans Look to Sell

In currencies, the Bloomberg Dollar Spot Index increased 0.2%, climbing for a second day

after a 0.5 percent drop on Monday. The yen slipped 0.1 percent to 111.24 per dollar,

after dropping 1.2 percent on Tuesday. The euro lost 0.2 percent to $1.0903, after four

straight days of gains. The early price action this morning has been in the EUR, as the market

has faded the story out late yesterday that the ECB are considering signalling a tweak

in their monetary policy stance in the wake of the Macron first round victory at the weekend.

This sounds premature to say the least, and alongside this, we have seen Draghi and Co

curbing some of the hawkish sentiment in response to their last meeting. The recovery EU wide

is a little better than fragile, but as the Fed have been struggling to do in their communication

to the market, the ECB now face a similar task. So the 1.0950 test was inevitable given

the headline driven market, but EUR/USD has since tempered this with a move back to 1.0900,

while EUR/GBP � traditionally bid into month end � is also restrained through 0.8500

� but largely down to Cable resilience ahead of 1.2750, but now seemingly 1.2800 (1.2805

the low this morning). For EUR/USD, 1.0850-30 looks strong in the meantime. USD/JPY has

also slipped back a little, and as we noted yesterday, sellers aplenty in the 111.00-112.00

area. We suspect a large chunk of the upside is down to the hopes and expectations of credible

tax plans to be 'outlined' in an announcement later today, so the risk here is that the

market is (again?) disappointed. EUR/JPY has also relented given the above move, and after

failing to touch on 122.00, we are back in the lower 121.00's.

In commodities, gold struggled with reclaiming USD1270 yesterday, and we have since slipped

back into the mid USD1260's as the recovery in the USD index allied with a modest recovery

in risk assets put further pressure on precious metals. Silver has also given up ground, and

has dipped into the USD17.50's. Oil prices back in focus after we slipped back under

USD50.00 in WTI, resuming its decline and losing 0.2% to $49.45 per barrel, after halting

a six-day selloff on Tuesday. . OPEC talks now key as Oil bulls need further encouragement

on an extension to the output cuts. The major producers all seem broadly open to the idea,

most of all Saudi Arabia as ongoing comments suggest. Key EIA report today with speculation

inventory will contract. Base metals all following the risk mood, with ranges tight ahead of

Trump announcement later today. Copper buoyed but struggles at USD2.60.

It�s a very quiet day ahead in terms of data. Over in Europe French consumer confidence

for April is the only number of note and is expected to be unchanged at 100, and there�s

nothing of note to watch in the US. However earnings season continues with Proctor & Gamble

and Boeing due to report today among other names. Away from data, we will see UK PM Theresa

May host EC President Juncker and EU�s Brexit negotiator Michal Barnier today

US Event Calendar

DB's Jim Reid concludes the overnight wrap

So on day 97 of his Presidency, today is all about Mr Trump's tax plans of which the eventual

success (or lack of it) will likely define the economic landscape of his administration.

The WSJ last night reaffirmed that Mr Trump wants to slash corporate tax including on

pass through businesses. He is also planning a tax break for child care expenses. There

was also talk of a territorial tax for companies where they would pay little or no tax on future

foreign earnings. Bloomberg also report that a repatriation tax of 10% is planned on the

estimated $2.6tn of stockpiled offshore earnings. Anyway whatever we hear today it will still

have to go through legislative approval and there will a lot of talk about how tough that

will be if it's not revenue neutral.

Staying with US politics there were signs yesterday that a US government shutdown may

end up being averted as President Trump showed signs of easing up on his demands for the

immediate funding of the border wall. So far the spending plan needed to keep agencies

running till September has been kept quiet ahead of this Friday�s deadline, but Trump�s

willingness to push back funding the wall to later this year could be a sign that he

would be ready to sign the spending bill.

Ahead of the big day in Washington, sentiment across global markets remained positive yesterday

following the relief rally on Monday. European equities ticked up on the day (STOXX +0.2%)

while the Eurozone Banks index gained by +0.6%. The DAX and CAC posted small gains of +0.1%

and +0.2%. US equity markets maintained momentum with the S&P gaining +0.6%, led by Materials

(+1.4%) and Financials (+1.2%). Strong bluechip earnings helping. The NASDAQ also hit a new

all time high, breaking the 6,000 mark for the first time after gaining +0.7% on the

day. Interestingly this was 17 years after first hitting 5,000 although without checking

one wonders how many constituents were in the index back then that are still there today.

We note that having taken 17 years to fill in this last 1,000 point gap, it only took

49 days to move from 4,000 to 5,000 back in 2000. Another stat is that the index is now

up around 4.7 times from its lows in March 2009. Impressive and all these stats are a

reminder that timing is everything in investing!

Elsewhere risk-on continued in credit. In Europe we saw Main and Crossover spread tighten

by -2bps and -8bps respectively, while Senior and Sub financials spreads tightened by -5bps

and -11bps on the day. Over in the US we saw similar moves tighter as CDX IG and HY tightened

by -2bps and -7bps respectively. We saw a broad based sell off in government bond markets

with yields rising across all maturities for US treasuries (2Y: +4bps; 10Y: +6bps) and

Bunds (2Y: +2bps; 10Y: +5bps) . Yields for 10Y OATs and BTPs yields also rose on the

day by +7bps and +9bps respectively, with the 10Y OAT-Bund spread widening by +2bps.

In currency markets we saw the dollar (-0.3%) weaken for the second day in a row while the

Euro gained +1.0%. Sterling also gained +0.5% to reach its highest level this year. Moves

over in commodity markets were fairly muted at both ends of the risk spectrum, with WTI

and Gold mostly flat. The Asian session is also relatively quiet with the positive mood

of the last few days continuing. The Nikkei is 0.7% higher as the BoJ start their 2-day

meeting, the Hang Seng +0.6% and the Shanghai Comp +0.35%. Gold, the Dollar, Oil and Treasuries

haven't moved much in the overnight session.

Looking now at some of the data out yesterday. In Europe, the ECB Q1 Bank Lending Survey

was broadly positive as credit standards loosened across all three major categories. Loans to

enterprises dipped back into easing territory (-2%) after having ticked up by +5% in Q4

2016. The net easing was roughly in line with the expected change in standards as reported

in the previous survey, and banks now expect a net tightening of lending standards for

enterprises in Q2 (2%). Standards for consumer credit and lending to households also loosened

in Q1 (-7% and -5% respectively). Despite loose lending conditions credit demand growth

from enterprises is slowing down: net 6% of banks reported an increase in loan demand

from enterprises in Q1 but this was well below the 11% that expected an increase (as reported

in the previous survey) and also less than the 18% reporting an increase in loan demand

in Q4 2016. Banks however expect net loan demand from enterprises to accelerate in Q2

2017 (12%).

Elsewhere in Europe we also got French manufacturing confidence numbers for April that rose more

than expected (108 vs. 105 expected; 104 previous) while business confidence was flat on the

month (104) as expected. In the UK the PSNB numbers (including banks) for March were reported

well above expectations at GBP 4.4bn (vs. 1.5bn expected).

Over in the US we saw a large number of housing market indicators which were mostly positive.

The FHFA house price index rose by +0.8% mom in February (vs. 0.4% expected) while new

home sales unexpectedly rose to 621k (vs. 584k expected; 592k previous). In terms of

softer data, the consumer board consumer confidence indicator for April fell more than expected

to 120.3 (vs. 122.5 expected; 125.6 previous). The Richmond Fed manufacturing survey also

fell on the month but less so than expected (20 vs. 16 expected; 22 previous). It�s

a very quiet day ahead in terms of data. Over in Europe French consumer confidence for April

is the only number of note and is expected to be unchanged at 100, and there�s nothing

of note to watch in the US. However earnings season continues with Proctor & Gamble and

Boeing due to report today among other names. Away from data, we will see UK PM Theresa

May host EC President Juncker and EU�s Brexit negotiator Michal Barnier today.

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No jail time for Jemez Police Chief accused of sexual assault - Duration: 0:32.

BUT THEY SAY HE DID HAVE HEROIN

IN HIS SYSTEM, AND MAY'VE BEEN

TRYING TO COMMIT SUICIDE.

DOUG: NEW ON 7, A FORMER NEW

MEXICO POLICE CHIEF, WILL NOT

SPEND ANY TIME IN JAIL, FOR A

SEXUAL ASSAULT CASE.

SHANE HARGER WAS THE JEMEZ

SPRINGS POLICE CHIEF.

INVESTIGATORS SAY HARGER

SEXUALLY ASSAULTED A WOMAN

DURING A SEARCH IN 2013.

WE JUST LEARNED HE PLEADED NO

CONTEST TO INPRISONMENT,

BATTERY, AND TAMPERING WITH

EVIDENCE.

AS PART OF THE DEAL, HE AGRE

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INTRODUCTION TIME!!!!!! - Duration: 0:59.

Hi... hi...

Um... I am the person that created this YouTube channel

And basically what I do is I... vlog about my day and stuff

And... um... it's during school hours right now so I can't make this video very long, but, um

But... the two days before this are basically an introduction to what I do

but I promise you the camera angles WILL get better... um... I'm just kind of experimenting a few things...

If you subscribe to my channel, I promise I will make better videos

And, uhm, I hope you stay tuned to see more of what happens because... as I said before

Um, I will get better 'cause right now I'm just kind of a newbie, rookie, over here

But, um, yeah so, as always, I'm Sam, I'm the YouTuber (obviously), and I hope you say tuned for some more!

...Bye.

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[IZZY AND OZZY] FIRST TIME FLYING SOLO - Duration: 6:11.

Okay, it's day 11.

Hear that waterfall, so pretty.

Day 11, uh first day, first hike without David.

A little bitter sweet.

It's really different, but it's all good.

Oh, gonna have to pay attention to this part.

But I have this huge 6 mile climb up this hill and it is 9:43, so I'm a little toasty.

Here, Cho mountain, it's really beautiful.

Look pretty!

This is Spills, and Dani and next is Scout.

Alright it is Day 12.

Goal is to get to Fontana Dam today.

I have about 9 more miles left.

I had a start with Jacob's ladder this morning which was straight vertical.

It was very very incredibly hard.

Um... that's pretty much what I've got going for me today.

So far it has been a beautiful morning.

It's supposed to rain/shower on and off.

So hopefully the rain stays away and I can get to the shelter before any sort of rain

happens.

But it's so far, weather's pretty nice, so I'm not gonna worry about it.

And I'm gonna stop here in a little bit and take a little break and eat the staples of

my trip which is Cliff bars and the Cliff box which I absolutely love.

So Day 12.

Here we are.

*giggles* Check this out, in Fontana.

How beautiful is that?

So pretty.

Alright, it is Day 13.

Just left the Fontana "Hilton" it was awesome

uh definitely took my time because this morning because

it was such a pretty sunrise and now I'm walking over the Fontana Dam.

Absolutely gorgeous morning, it's gonna get pretty hot, I can already tell.

Um.. but, yeah look.

Pretty cool right?

*giggles* Alrighty, Day 13, here we go.

Alright Day 14, officially two weeks out on the trail.

In the Smokies.

Might be doing a big day today if everything holds up well.

Uh, might actually make it to Clingman's dome if my knee and feet hold up.

And if not I'll probably be doing a 16 mile day at the minimum.

Here we go, Day 14.

Let's do it.

Alright, it is Day 15.

Got into shelter last night, that's about, close to 3 miles from Clingman's dome.

So today is about 3 miles of uphill to get to that, which is the highest point on the

AT, so it's pretty big news.

It's gonna be quite the trek.

Um, look at the trees.

So right before I got into shelter last night, they just change and it's so green.

*birds chirp* Hear the birds chirping?

I wake up to that every morning, it's awesome.

Alright so Day 15, gonna be to the highest point on the AT and then I'm gonna go into

Gatlinburg.

And get me a big ole burger and fries, and beer.

So I can't wait, hopefully I can get a hotel with quite a few people so it can be a cheap

one.

Hopefully I can get some new shoes, so Day 15, here we are.

Here it is, Clingman's zone.

Finally here at Clingsman's Dome. It's really foggy.

Still cool!!!

Highest point in Appalachian Trail - so exciting!

Today is number 15!

Finally here!!!

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Obama Took 553 MILLION Acres In 8 Years… Now Trump Is Reversing That BIG TIME - Duration: 1:48.

President Trump is signing an order that will allow his administration to restore land and

water taken from U.S. citizens by former presidents, back to the people.

Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke announced an executive order Tuesday, saying Trump asked

him to review monuments created by Presidents Clinton, George W. Bush and Obama.

And two areas will be getting very special attention, according to the order: "the

remote desert canyon lands of southeastern Utah, where Clinton created the Grand Staircase-Escalante

National Monument in 1996 and Obama set aside the 1.3 million-acre Bears Ears National Monument

in the final days of last year."

It's a small portion of what has been taken, but a step in the right direction, nonetheless.

MRCTV reports: "In the eight years he's been in office,

Obama seized more than 553 million acres of land and water (roughly 865,000 square miles)

and placed it under federal ownership and control – enough square mileage to cover

the entire state of Texas more than three times over.

In fact, the self-aggrandizing conservationist-in-chief has placed more land and coastal areas under

federal control than any other president in history, shutting off millions of miles of

land to energy production or human settlement, along with shifting it outside the scope of

local and state jurisdictions."

It's time to give back to the people what is the peoples.

What do You think About this?

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Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Load Times Comparison (Nintendo Switch Vs. Wii U - Digital & Physical!) - Duration: 3:33.

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe changes & improves upon the original Wii U version in many ways--including,

as it turns out, load times.

But we wanted exactly how much faster it really is--and beyond that, how much of a difference

it makes as to whether you buy the game digitally, or physically for both versions.

Now since we only have the digital version of Mario Kart 8 Deluxe here at GameXplain,

YouTuber NomsComs was nice enough to help us out and grab footage of the physical version

as well, allowing us to make a 4 way comparison.

With the Digital version of Mario Kart 8 Deluxe being on the far left, followed by the physical

version, then the digital Wii U version, and then the physical Wii U version on the far

right

So let's get things rolling off by testing how long it takes the game to start from a

cold boot, via the main menu, up until the point that the option to Press Start appears.

On your marks, get set.

Go!

And the Digiital version of Mario Kart 8 Deluxe finishes first at 14 and a half seconds, followed

by the physical version just under 4 seconds later at the 18 second mark...and as for the

Wii U...well...the digital version finally finishes in 3rds place at 29 seconds, which

is over double the time it took for the Digitial Version of Mario Kart 8 Deluxe.

And the Physical version finished yet aother 4 and a half seconds after that.

Ouch!

But hey, it's just the startup time, so let's see how the actual racetracks fare.

And first up is Mario Kart Stadium.

And the Digitial version of MK8D finishes again first at 10 seconds, followed by the

Physical version about 3 seconds later this time, with the Digital Wii U version right

behind it.

But the Phyiscal Wii U version again lags behind, finishing up nearly 5 seconds later

Next, let's try Yoshi Circuit.

And once again, the digital version of MK8D finishes 1st once at a nearly identical 10

seconds, followed by the physical one--but only behind by 2 seconds this time, and then

the Digital Wii U finishes 3rd nearly 3 seconds after that at the 15 second mark.

Followed again by the Physical Wii U version 4 seconds later

Finally, let's head on over to Sunshine Airport.

And this time, the digital Switch version sets a new record and finishes just under

10 seconds, followed by the Physical version about 3 and a half seconds later, followed

by the Digital Wii U version predictably coming in 3rd a couple of seconds later, with the

Physical Wii U version once again bringing up the rear a couple more seconds after that.

Poor Wii U.

So as you can see, the results seem to be consistent across the board, with both Switch

versions consistently loading faster than either of the Wii U ones--especially from

a cold boot.

So this is ceetainly a nice upgrade for Mario Kart 8 fans moving over either version on

the Switch.

But if you're wondering whether to get the physical or digital version, keep in mind

that the load time differences for racetracks only really matter when playing offline--because

as soon as you go online, everyone's stuck waiting for the slowest player, mitigating

any load time advantage.

Anyways, thanks for watching and make sure to stay tuned to GameXplain for more on Mario

Kart 8 Deluxe and all things Nintendo Switch too.

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Jesus: Fool Me Once, Shame On You; Fool Me 9 Times, Shame On Me

I�d like to start out by saying that religion has kept us divided and separated as a global

community for thousands of years.

In my opinion, ALL religious texts should be four words long:

�Love everyone.

Respect everything.�

When you look at religion, it all boils down to subservience, control, and conformity,

the same template as EVERY government.

Coincidence?

Hardly not�

When I was a child, I truly wanted to believe the Jesus story.

Because I was so inquisitive, I almost got kicked out of Sunday school for asking too

many questions which disrupted the class.

Unfortunately, I never felt like I got the answers I was looking for.

Additionally, every time I walk into a church, I get a feeling of the �eebbie jeebies�.

You know that feeling� when something isn�t right.

As I grew older, I continued to question everything, including religion.

As it turns out, my suspicions about religion were true.

Nothing made sense!

For example, the bible starts out with Genesis saying that Adam and Eve were the first creations

of man and woman.

There are four different blood types (A, B, AB, and O) and two different Rh values (+

and -). It�s impossible to have four different blood types and two different Rh values from

two people, so the bible starts out with a lie.

The 10 Commandments from Moses were literally stolen and reworded from the Egyptian Book

of the Dead, which has over 40 commandments.

One fascinating aspect of the bible is that it was written in perfect astrotheological

order.

The Golden Calf introduced the Age of Taurus, the blowing of the ram�s horn introduced

the Age of Aries, the Age of Pisces occurred when Jesus fed the masses with two fish, and

when it was written in Luke, �Behold, when ye are entered into the city, there shall

a man meet you, bearing a pitcher of water; follow him into the house where he entereth

in..� it introduced our current age, the Age of Aquarius.

Even the 12 Disciples in the Last Supper are broken into segments of 3, with each representing

the months and seasons.

Even the 12 Disciples in the Last Supper are broken into segments of 3, with each representing

the months and seasons.

But what about Jesus?

We�ve all heard the saying, �Fool me once, shame on you.

Fool me twice, shame on me.� What if the Jesus story is the regurgitation of the same

story of thousands of years BEFORE Jesus?

The following is an excerpt from MITHRAS = CHRISTIANITY?

This religion, cloaked in mystery and secrecy, has captivated the imaginations of scholars

for generations.

Many facts discovered sheds vital light on the cultural dynamics that led to the rise

of Christianity.

The National Geographic Society�s book �Great Religions of the World,� page 309 writes;

�By Jesus� time, East and West had mingled here for three centuries.

Down columns of boulevards walked Roman soldiers loyal to the Persian god Mithras.� Mithras

was a Persian deity.

He was also the most widely venerated god in the Roman Empire at the time of Jesus.

The Catholic Encyclopedia as well as the early Church Fathers found this religion of Mithras

very disturbing, as there are so many similarities between the two religions, as follows:

1) Hundreds of years before Jesus, according to the Mithraic religion, three Wise Men of

Persia came to visit the baby savior-god Mithra, bring him gifts of gold, myrrh and frankincense.

2) Mithra was born on December 25 as told in the �Great Religions of the World�,

page 330; ��it was the winter solstice celebrated by ancients as the birthday of

Mithraism�s sun god�.

3) According to Mithraism, before Mithra died on a cross, he celebrated a �Last Supper

with his twelve disciples, who represented the twelve signs of the zodiac.

4) After the death of Mithra, his body was laid to rest in a rock tomb.

5) Mithra had a celibate priesthood.

6) Mithra ascended into heaven during the spring (Passover) equinox (the time when the

sun crosses the equator making night and day of equal length).

As you can now see, Christianity derived many of its essential elements from the ancient

religion of Mithraism.

Mithraism became intertwined with the cult of Jesus to form what is known today as �Christianity.�

We often hear about how many of the traditions, rites and symbols of modern day �Christian�

holidays have their roots in paganism.

Have you ever wondered why December 25th was chosen to celebrate the birth of Jesus?

Could it only be a consequence that ancient paganism and the story of Mithras� birth

coincides with the Yule/Christmas season?

If the accounts in the Bible are correct, the time of Jesus birth would have been closer

to mid-summer, for this is when shepherds would have been �tending their flocks in

the field � and the new lambs were born.

Strange enough, the ancient pagan religion, Mithraism, which dates back over 4,000 years,

also celebrated the birth of their �saviour� on December 25th.

Franz Cumont, who is consider by many to be the leading research authority on Roman Paganism,

explained the ancient religion called Mithraism.

Then Mithras returned to the earth to teach humanity His commandments and begin Mysteries

and Rites which would help humans remember His acts on our behalf.

Because of His actions, we can choose good without the overwhelming power of evil, even

though evil�s influence can still seem powerful because our minds believe it is.

Because of His teachings, we know that the purpose of our lives is to serve others in

the name of Mithras.

The followers refer to Him as the �Light of the World� a phrase often used also in

Christian faith when referring to Jesus.

This son of a god born of a virgin, was so commonly spread in those days that Philo of

Alexandria (30 BCE � 45 CE), warned against this widespread superstitious belief in unions

between male gods and human females.

The offspring�s are known as demigods.

Tammuz, who was incorporated also into Attis and Mithras, and they stood model for the

story in the NT, because they were deities who all are supposed to have died and resurrected.

Tammuz was always called Adon, meaning Lord.

(the Greek Adonis, was based on him).

Actually all these deities were based on the first deity to have died and resurrected,

the Egyptian deity Osiris.

So there is absolutely nothing unique about Jesus.

In fact he is copyright due to Osiris.

Of the following (semi) deities, legends went around that they were born of a virgin:

Augustus (his father was the god Apollo) Agdistis

Attis Adonis

Buddha Dionysus

Korybas Krishna

Mithras Osirus

Perseus Romulus and Remus

Tammuz Zoroaster

Jesus So basically, all the pagan religions were

alike, including Christianity.

It just happens that one of them got the ascendancy, and became the most powerful, and did its

best to wipe out all the others.

In addition to a lack of historical support, many characteristics of Jesus, which Christians

today believe in, are undeniably similar or identical to religious trends and beliefs

that preceded Christianity.

There are tens of accounts of pagan gods of many different cultures who were said to have

the same attributes as those that Christians claim Jesus had.

A brief review of some of these may lead to some interesting questions concerning the

originality of the Christian claim:

1.

HORUS

Born to a virgin; Star in the West, walked on water, healed the sick, crucified, dead

for 3 days, resurrected.

2.

MITHRA

Mithra was born on December 25 as told in the �Great Religions of the World�, before

Mithra died on a cross, he celebrated a �Last Supper with his twelve disciples, who represented

the twelve signs of the zodiac, body was laid to rest in a rock tomb, Mithra ascended into

heaven during the spring (Passover) equinox.

3.

ATTIS � Phrygia

Born of the virgin Nana on December 25.

He was both the Father and the Divine Son.

He was a savior crucified on a tree for the salvation of mankind.

He was buried but on the third day the priests found the tomb empty � He had arisen from

the dead (on March 25th).

He followers were baptized in blood, thereby washing away their sins � after which they

declared themselves �born again.� His followers ate a sacred meal of bread, which

they believed became the body of the savoir.

4.

BUDDIAH � INDIA

Born of the Virgin Maya on December 25th.

He was announced by a star and attended by wise men presenting costly gifts.

At birth angles sing heavenly songs.

He taught in temple at age 12.

Tempted by Mara, the Evil One (Satan), while fasting.

He was baptized in water with the Spirit of God present.

Buddiah healed the sick and fed 500 from a small basket of cakes and even walked on water.

He came to fulfill the law and preached the establishment of a kingdom of righteousness

and obliged followers to poverty and to renounce the world.

He transfigured on a mount.

Died (on a cross, in some traditions), buried but arose again after tomb opened by supernatural

powers.

Ascended into heaven (Nirvana).

Will return in later days to judge the dead.

Buddiah was called: �Good Shepherd,� �Carpenter,� �Alpha and Omega,� �Sin Bearer,� �Master,�

�Light of the World,� �Redeemer,� etc.

5.

DIONYSUS � GREECE

Born of a Virgin on December 25th, placed in a manger.

He was a traveling teacher who performed many miracles.

Turned water into wine.

Followers ate sacred meal that became the body of the god.

He rose from the dead March 25th.

Identified with the ram and lamb�s and was called �King of Kings,� �Only Begotten

Son,� �Savior,� �Redeemer,� �Sin bearer,� �Anointed One,� the �Alpha

and Omega.�

6.

HERACLES � GREECE

Born at the winter equinox of a virgin who refrained from sex with her until her god-begotten

child was born and was sacrificed at the spring equinox.

He too, was called �Savior,� �Only begotten,� �Prince of Peace,� �Son of Righteousness.�

7.

KRISHNA � INDIA

Krishna was born while his foster-father Nanda was in the city to pay his tax to the king.

His nativity heralded by a star, Krishna was born of the virgin Devaki in a cave, which

at the time of his birth was miraculously illuminated.

The cow-herds adored his birth.

King Kansa sought the life of the Indian Christ by ordering the massacre of all male children

born during the same night at He.

Krishna traveled widely, performing miracles � raising the dead, healing lepers, the

deaf and the blind.

The crucified Krishna is pictured on the cross with arms extended.

Pierced by an arrow while hanging on the cross, Krishna died, but descended into Hell from

which He rose again on the third day and ascended into Heaven.

(The Gospel of Nicodemus tell of Jesus� descent into Hell.)

He will return on the last day to judge the quick and the dead.

Krishna is the second person of the Hindu trinity.

8.

OSIRIS � EGYPT

He came to fulfill the law.

Called �KRST,� the �Anointed One.� Born of the virgin Isis-Meri on December 25th

in a cave / manger, with his birth announced by a star and attended by three wise men.

Earthly father named �Seb� (translates to �Joseph.�) At age 12 he was a child

teacher in the Temple and at 30 he was baptized, having disappeared for 18 years.

Osiris was baptized in the river Iarutana � the river Jordan � by �Anup the Baptizer,�

who was beheaded.

(Anup translates to John.)

He performed miracles, exorcised demons, raised El-Osiris from the dead.

Walked on water and was betrayed by Typhon, crucified between two thieves on the 17th

day of the month of Athyr.

Buried in a tomb from which he arose on the third day (19th Athyr) and was resurrected.

His suffering, death, and resurrection celebrated each year by His disciples on the Vernal Equinox

� Easter.

Called �The Way, the Truth, the Light,� �Messiah,� �god�s Anointed Son,�

the �Son of Man,� the �Word made Flesh,� the �word of truth.� Expected to reign

a thousand years.

How many times will we continue to be gullible enough to believe the same story OVER and

OVER and OVER and OVER again?

Sometimes, it feels like I�m the only one who gets this� besides the author of MITHRAS

= CHRISTIANITY? and a handful of other people.

We WANT to believe in the Jesus story but like the bible, it�s the �greatest STORY

ever told.�

When you dissect it even further, you find out that Jesus was created at the Council

of Nicea in 325 AD when Constantine brought together all of the leaders of the Yeshua

ben Yosef cults to agree on one main deity, to which they added the mythological abilities

of Horus, Osiris, and Mithra to create Ieosus Christos, which eventually became Jesus Christ.

You can read more about this in the article, �The Fictitious Jesus.�

If a UFO were to land in your backyard, there are two things the extraterrestrial would

NOT have: Money and a Bible.

If you still want to believe in Jesus, then perhaps you should live by his words?

The following is an excerpt from the article, �The Jesus Factor � How Many Christians

Will Truly Follow the Words of Jesus?�:

If you truly want to follow the words of Jesus, then how many Christians are willing to do

the following?

Matthew 19:21 New International Version (NIV)

21 Jesus answered, �If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the

poor, and you will have treasure in heaven.

Then come, follow me.�

So how many Christians are following Jesus� words?: ZERO that I know of.

I don�t know and haven�t heard of one single Christian or follower of Jesus who

is willing to do this.

Ouch!

Jesus is not pleased.

Perhaps it�s only convenient to follow some of his words and not all of them�?

People have waited millennia for the other deities to return.

None of them have, so why would anyone expect Jesus to be any different?

Humanity is heading to a place that does not have religion, money, or government.

It�s time to move beyond those horrendous forms of control that have plagued humanity

for millennia.

Try asking a Hopi Indian who has not converted to Christianity if he or she believes in Jesus.

His or her answer will be, �WE are the ones

we have been waiting for.�

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The Most Hilarious Obituaries Of All Time - Duration: 4:29.

For the majority of us, death is a sad event that ushers in months of mourning.

Others, however, take a more lighthearted approach to the inevitable.

You can choose to go the route of bumming everyone out about what they've lost with

your departure from this world, or you could find a way to leave everyone you love with

one last laugh.

"Goodnight, sweet prince."

Obituaries usually list a person's achievements with some sort of noble approach that skirts

over your less fine moments.

But they're usually not very fun to read for anyone outside of the deceased's inner circle,

and even those people are probably just scanning to make sure they got a mention in the thing

anyway.

Every once in awhile, though, people with one foot in the grave manage to put together

something inspired before they kick that bucket.

"I want to be buried at sea.

It looks like fun!"

"Define 'fun.'"

"C'mon, you'll make a day of it."

Let's take a look at some of the most hilarious obituaries we've ever read.

One last confession

As he wrote in his own obituary for the Salt Lake Tribune, Val Paterson's life motto was

"Anything for a laugh."

And that includes posthumous confessions of crimes no one ever needed to know about.

Turns out, Patterson was a downright thief -- only his ploys weren't all about diamonds

or rare paintings.

He wrote, "As it turns out, I AM the guy who stole the safe from the Motor View Drive Inn

back in June, 1971.

I could have left that unsaid, but I wanted to get it off my chest.

Also, I really am NOT a Ph.D." In fact, Mr. Patterson never actually graduated college.

Instead, it was a clerical error which awarded him with not only a college diploma, but an

unearned Ph.D.

Kinda makes you wonder about all the fake nerds lurking around the world, doesn't it?

"Now that you point it out…"

"Are you kidding me?"

Oh, and that's not all.

Just to spite a "mean park ranger," the man once rolled rocks on top of a geyser to be

a jerk and managed to get banned from both Disneyland and SeaWorld.

Now, that's a life story worth reading about.

Now we're just sad 'cause he's not around to tell us more.

The coffin quarterback

Ohio native Scott E. Entsminger spent his life cheering for the Cleveland Browns, and

like many of his fellow fans, he has enjoyed a lot of disappointment as a result of that

allegiance.

"Just saying it out loud feels dirty."

So when he was nearing the red zone in his own time on the field, he decided to pull

out a trick play against his own squad.

Before Entsminger's death in 2013, the Browns had endured a solid losing streak for decades,

with one random good season plopped in every 7 years or so.

So, this man's final wish was to have six players from the Cleveland Browns act as pallbearers

for him on the day of his funeral, so, in his words "the Browns [could] let him down

one last time."

That deserves a targeting penalty for sure.

Of course, the Browns did their worst to shame him right back by offering his widow a lousy

jersey for all their troubles.

The Joker

There are few people who have had the privilege of playing the role of Batman, but how many

real people are known to have been killed by Batman?

For one, there's Stephen Merrill.

His obituary lists cause of death as an uppercut from Batman.

First of all, if this were true, we'd imagine he'd be totally okay with it, as he was apparently

a huge fan of America's beloved fictional superheroes.

That detail was really just some stand-in information that his friends and family provided

because they initially didn't know what the cause of death was, but what a way to go.

"Don't get worried about that!

Your tombstone can say whatever you want it to say.

It could say, 'Ross Geller: Good at marriage.'"

Mine's gonna say "Phoebe Buffay: buried alive."

Not only did those he left behind color in his obituary by throwing in Batman, but they

carried on the theme to the funeral service.

Those who attended wore superhero tees, played soundtracks from his favorite superhero movies,

and even provided him with a flower arrangement made to look like Captain America's shield.

If you want to die the cool way, you've got Stephen Merrill to look for for inspiration.

Keeping it simple

If there were a prize for the most economic use of an obituary word count, Fargo, North

Dakota native Doug Legler would definitely win it.

"Umm, he just, he came up with it and said all I want is, 'Doug died.'"

That is it.

That is literally all that this man wanted in his obituary.

So why go to the trouble of having two words printed at all?

It seems that during his lifetime, Doug had a habit of reading obituaries in the paper.

He also had a habit of criticizing each and every obit he read.

Since he was a man so concerned about the obituaries of strangers during his lifetime,

he wanted to give no one the ability to judge him after death.

"That's a genius move."

"Thank you."

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The Trump Administration: 100 Days In 2 Minutes | The New York Times - Duration: 2:37.

"I don't think there's ever been a president

who in this short period of time

has done what we've done.

January 20, 2017

This American carnage stops right now."

"This was the largest audience to ever witness

an inauguration period."

"Sean Spicer gave alternative facts."

"Withdrawal from the Trans- Pacific Partnership.

Federal government employee hiring freeze."

"Except for the military."

"Immigration is a privilege, not a right.

And it's not a Muslim ban."

"This is not a Muslim ban."

"It's by nature not a ban."

"And I am following through on my promise

to appoint only the very best

and the very brightest."

We're also a team.

It's a great team. It's a team that gets along."

"Does he have the full confidence

of the president? Yes, he does."

"General Flynn had misled the vice president."

"And I think the president made the right decision

to ask for his resignation."

"And the leaks are absolutely real.

The news is fake."

"The F.B.I. is investigating

the Russian government's efforts to interfere

in the 2016 presidential election."

"And my staff recommended recusal."

"With respect to the chairman's decision

to step aside from the Russia investigation ..."

"... and microwaves that turn into cameras, etc."

"You know when I say 'wiretap,'

those words were in quotes.

That's a very important thing.

But we said nothing."

"I will administer justice

without respect to persons ..."

"Congratulations."

"Strong hands."

"You want the handshake?"

"The NATO alliance, I said it was obsolete.

It's no longer obsolete."

"A life is lost, I don't believe

that you can call it a success."

"According to General Mattis,

it was a very successful mission.

It's already happened

that my attitude toward Syria and Assad

has changed very much.

Everybody knows exactly what happened, so

really another successful job.

The veterans have poured out their sweat and

blood and tears, and it's time

that we take care of them properly."

"Obamacare is the law of the land."

"Nobody knew that health care could be so complicated."

"But you're gonna get a health care vote next week?"

"Don't know. Doesn't matter if it's next week.

Next week doesn't matter.

There is sort of this artificial number

that gets thrown out.

It's been a hugely successful

first hundred days.

The wall's gonna get built, folks.

Just in case anybody has any questions.

Sometimes I look at some of the things I'm signing

and I say 'Maybe people won't like it,

but I'm doing the right thing.'

And no regular politician's gonna do —

I don't know if you folks would do ..."

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New Chinese aircraft carrier '6 times more powerful' than existing Liaoning - Duration: 1:36.

China has launched its second aircraft carrier but the first it has ever built from scratch.

It marks the latest milestone in China's superpower ambitions.

The new mega-ship is said to have six times more military strength than Beijing's existing

Liaoning.

With more on this and other news in East Asia..we turn to Ro Aram...

Aram.. the launch of this carrier shows how far China's naval know-how has come on over

the years,... let's hear the specs

Yes Mark... the Type 001A carrier weighs about 50-thousand tons which is 10-thousand tons

less than the Liaoning, but it's slightly longer.

It is powered by conventional steam turbines, which makes it slower than U.S. carriers,

but quicker than the Liaoning.

The vessel also houses a ski jump-style deck for taking off, which experts say is cheaper

to run than the catapults used by the U.S., but limits the diversity of aircrafts on board

to smaller fighter jets.

The new carrier aims to carry 36 Shenyang J-15 multirole fighter jets, which is 12 more

than what the Liaoning can carry.

After sea trials and the arrival of its full air complement, the yet-to-be-named carrier

is expected to be operational by 2020.

Although it still has some way to go to catch up with American carriers, the new ship is

part of Beijing's bigger plan to build a navy that is unrivaled in Asia...and another carrier

- the Type 002 - is reportedly under construction in Shanghai.

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Artificial Womb Could Give Premature Babies Extra Time To Develop - Duration: 1:54.

WEEKS TO DEVELOP.

DR. MAX GOMEZ SAYS THAT THIS IS

STILL HIGHLY EXPERIMENTAL BUT

IT IS ALREADY IN ANIMAL

TESTING.

Reporter: PREMATURE INFANTS

WEIGHING ABOUT A POUND ARE

HOOKED UP IN INCUBATORS SO

LUNGS AND OTHER ORGANS CAN

DEVELOP.

CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL OF

PHILADELPHIA, KNOWN AS CHOP, IS

AIMING FOR A GENTLER SOLUTION.

THE CHALLENGING AGE THAT

WE'RE TRYING TO OFFSET IS THAT

23 TO 24 WEEK BABIES WHO IS

FACED WITH SUCH A CHALLENGE OF

ADAPTING TO LIFE OUTSIDE OF THE

WOMB ON DRY LAND BREATHING AIR

WHEN THEY ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO

BE THERE YET.

Reporter: CHOP RESEARCHERS

ARE TESTING THE DEVICE THAT

WOULD GIVE THOSE PREEMIES A

COUPLE OF EXTRA WEEKS IN AN

ARTIFICIAL WOMB.

IT'S MEANT IN SOME WAYS TO

SADDLE AND KEEP THE BABY

SUPPORTED PHYSICALLY THE WAY

THAT IT WOULD BE IN THE UTERUS.

Reporter: IT WAS TESTED ON

FETUS TAL LAMBS WHOSE

DEVELOPMENT IS SIMILAR TO

HUMANS.

A BAG IS FILLED WITH LAB MADE

AMNIOTIC FLUID.

IT INHALES AND EXHALES LIKE IT

NORMALLY WOULD AND THE HEART

PUMPS THE BLOOD INTO AN

ARTIFICIAL LUNG OUTSIDE THE

BAG.

THE INFANT SURVIVES WITH THE

OXYGENATOR ON THE OUTSIDE FOR

UP TO 3 OR 4 WEEKS.

Reporter: THE EIGHT LAMBS

TESTED IN THE DEVICE SEEMED TO

DEVELOP NORMALLY.

SOME EVEN GROWING A LITTLE

WOOL.

RESEARCHERS HOPE ONE DAY THE

SAME TECHNOLOGY COULD WORK FOR

HUMAN BABIES.

WITH EACH WEEK OF ADVANCING

GESTATION, THE MORBIDITY

DECREASES.

Reporter: RESEARCHERS AREN'T

AIMING TO EXTEND VIABILITY

EARLIER THAN THE CURRENT MARK

OF 23 WEEKS.

THE GOAL IS TO HELP PREEMIES

DEVELOP MORE NORMALLY WITH

FEWER HEALTH ISSUES.

HUMAN TESTING IS STILL THREE TO

FIVE YEARS AWAY.

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