- [Sam] This is Sam Basher. Hello!
Welcome to Gamma Ray, usually this morning
we have raise up, but, Uh-uh!
We're switchin' it up a little bit.
Today, we're going to be playing, uh, the Walking Dead
on a new segment called, Rude Gamer!
We're going to be playing a brand new videogame,
I've never played this, specifically The Walking Dead
video game, and I need to pick all of the wrong choices.
I don't like doing that in video-games;
I like being a good little boy,
and picking everything right, so, you know.
Probably not the best person for this job.
(metallic sound)
- Oh no.
Look at me, I'm already sweaty.
Uh oh, this man has handcuffs on.
What do you think his deal is?
I hate that I know I'm gonna look like that cop
when I'm older, we have the same bushy eyebrows,
same little ridge on the forehead.
Guys I'm getting stressed out.
Alright, this is a valid option,
I should just stay quiet
If this was me, I would just be quiet-
but I guess. Oh, oh, picked it-
Every time? I don't know.
I wouldn't know what to do if I ended up in the back
of a cop car, I would just be spilling my guts
about everything bad I've ever done.
Uh, silence
Let's see if we could get him real riled up
by not being talkative.
Bibb County? I know where that is.
Killed a state senator
I'm already off to a horrible start. Yay!
There we go, let's look in the rear view mirror.
Got a nephew. Cool. You teach there long?
Ah, I'm a teacher. I'm not that smart in real life.
Alright, let's look at him right in his big ol' red nose.
Boy, could I relate to that.
Or she married the wr- ha! Fuck you.
(laughter)
Let's see if I could touch the gun,
he probably wouldn't like that.
Man, I don't want to, like,
say I would be that guy who's cryin' and snottin'
in the back seat, but like, I've had a fever of 102,
I've been a little baby about it. Uh, man.
(laughter), I just had to pick, I had to go with it.
You guys, could also recommend which ones I should pick
if you can go quick enough.
Little bit of a bad guy, if I had to guess.
Yikes!
What's the lesson here you think?
(laughter) 'Fucking dri'- Oh! No!
(tires skidding)
Oh no!
Oh no, oh no.. (laughter)
If I were to guess about me, cause I sprain my ankle,
just like walking, normally, just walking, no.. obstacles,
I'd probably be dead, based on that.
I think that they said I may have killed somebody..
but, based on my personal luck,
I probably just forgot to pay a lot of parking tickets.
Damn! What, I was asleep for maybe two hours?
And it's already, just, everything's gone to shit.
Everything, just, everything's awful.
Imagine waking up and you're in a zombie apocalypse,
and you're handcuffed, God damn that would suck.
That's probably why it's in the game.
You know he's probably not doin' too hot.
Let's look at him.
Hey main character, he's probably not okay.
I wish that there was bad choice for this,
where I would try to use my head to get through it.
(laughter)
come on, scooch your pooch, come on.
Get outta there, scooch your bum.
If you watch me in any scary movie,
anyone I go to, if I have just a little beer before
I go into it, I'm gonna be screaming like a lil' baby.
Alright, start... ah there he is, he's hobblin'.
Ah come on man, it was just a little car accident.
This guy has got something to complain about, over here.
Yeah, get over it. (laughter)
Uh oh!
Boy did he rot really fast.
What's in his pocke- oh keys!
Get dem keys.
Or should I- (laughter)
Or should I choose to leave the hand cuffs on?
No.... No.
Did I drop the keys? Ew ew ew ew ew
(laughter)
Wait he doesn't know zombies exist yet so he's just
'ohhh eee yah! I don't wanna touch it!
I don't wanna get close to that'
Alright (laughter)
Uh oh. Scooch it, scooch, scooch.
Do you want me to look? What the hell?
Gun, gun, gun, yeah. Get it
There ya go, and then...
Gun? Gun? Gun? Oh my god just go faster. Oh my god
Did he? Did he shove it in the bottom?
Get in the gun!
Shoot (gunshot)
Whoa! Ooooo
Uh oh. Can zombies climb?
Everyone's got to ask these questions.
Uh oh, buncha angry boys.
That looks like a bunch- a big group of angry boys.
Awww. Kids toys. This isn't about to be depressing at all.
Hello?
Oo! Go swimmin'!
It's clean! He's got a cover on it.
In any zombie anything, this is always a good call,
is to go into the house, always,
never, it's never gone poorly for anybody.
Alright, go inside, let's go take a dump in the
upper part of the toilet and get outta there.
Right? That's what- I'm tryin' to be an asshole,
so let's see if we could do that.
- [Character Onscreen] OW!
- [Sam] Oh! Can we get a- do we have
a slaptick sound effect? Like a banana peel sound effect.
(banana peel sound effect)
- Let's get in here, let's root around.
Yeah! Let's see if I could make a bad decision right now,
I'm gonna put this thing right back down,
and not take it. Ah damn it, I took it.
Alright, fine (laughter)
Whiskey? That a bottle of alcohol?
It's been ransacked?
How long have I been asleep in that car?
Let's start a fire.
Could you imagine? Ha ha.
Just gonna burn down this whole complex.
I mean it's- hey it's the apocalypse,
I could do whatever I want.
Uh oh!
Oh no.
Aww, I'm already depressed.
Uh oh, oh no, uh oh.
EEEEE
I mean this guy's pretty quiet, for a whole horde of zombies
I'm gonna stay silent. (laughter)
Uhhhh... let's go with,
'I'm not a monster'
What a weird, accusatory thing,
to say to a child on the radio. Ha ha ha.
Don't worry, you can trust me,
I'm not a literal monster. Like the ones outside.
"Are you safe?" Alright.
I think they could definitely get into a treehouse.
If a little girl could figure out her way in there.
Ohhhh. Pretty sure they could see you,
more than the zombies could see this guy, right now.
What is- what does his face lookin' like?
- [Clementine] AHHH!
- [Sam] Oh nooo!
Oh no! Di di di boo boo boo.
What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?
Oooo! Oh no! (laughter)
OOOHH. Womp, womp.
What's with this little girl?
She got a hammer? Oh no!
Oh no! Eeeew.
Gimme that, gimme that.
Give a little.. tap! Lil' tap tap.
Oh, you're in Africa, to answer your question.
How cool is that? Thank you for staying awake.
Oh no! Saw someone spill a little bit of blood over there.
Oh my god, "You are dead." (laughter)
I was not paying attention, I'm sorry.
I was trying to talk to the chat.
Ohh, wait I did this last time didn't I?
Ohh, let's pay attention, Ooh! Pay attention.
OOAH! That's so gross.
She's probably fine. Just tellin' her to go to sleep.
Ahh!
She's, uh, just a little tap.
Just a little tap.
Uh oh, that girl's not doing-
"Did you kill it?"
Someth- I don't know- "Something else did" ha ha ha.
Sure, let me pass the blame. I definitely killed her,
but whatever.
"I heard here scream two nights ago"
You been up in that tree house for two nights?
I'm trying to figure out the timeline of this game.
Yeah, it's weird she wasn't trying to eat your legs,
she was going for the face meat, that's the good meat.
She's trying to go for the that. Everybody knows that.
I listen to a lot of 'fact podcasts.'
Where it's like "fun fact about this old place"
Found out that, uh, in South America,
there's a country, blanking on it, but they eat uh..
Guinea pigs. And they say the cheek meat
is where the good meat is, and I don't want to eat it,
but hey you could go ahead and live with that knowledge now.
"Get out of here once the sun goes down"
"Before it gets dark"
Aw I picked the right thing, I'm the Rude Gamer.
I've got to pick the wrong thing, leave at night time.
Gotcha, alright, let's go. Stay close.
Get ready for a lotta bad decisions, kids.
Hope you guys enjoyed, make sure you subscribe
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