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Good morning everybody. This should be a good one.
I'm here with my friend Tony.
Steve.
Are you sure?
Yeah. Steve. That's my name.
I'm trying to shake your hand.
No.
Th - which hand?
No, not -
Is this how you usually do it?
No.
No, not both.
No.
No.
You grab this one.
Stop.
How about this?
Alright.
Ok. Done. Done with that. That's enough.
So Tony brought his 2017 Demon Challenger Hellcat
It's actually -
I've never actually driven one of these so I'm pretty excited.
But my mom DID used to have a PT Cruiser convertible, so I'm pretty familiar with the Mopar family.
So, let's see how she do.
Alright. Is this first?
Uh, yeah. Yeah.
Oh.
Hold on.
Ok, now far left pedal. Take your foot off of it slowly.
Ok. It's moving.
Ok. Ok.
So setting off here.
See? I got it.
Ok. So what is it that initially drew you to the Demon Hellcat Challenger?
Actually, like I said earlier this one's NOT the...
Have you noticed these seats are like AWFUL?
Really?
I haven't had any complaints.
Some of the worst I've ever sat in.
You probably drive a lot of-
I mean what do you expect from a domestic company though, right?
You know these days I think the domestics are -
I'm actually an import guy myself.
I've got a Hyundai Genesis at home, so.
That's...cool.
Ok so, we've got 662 horsepower.
Actually, get this - it's got 7-
The most powerful production V8 ever to come out of Detroit.
Well, the funny thing is -
That's gotta make you feel pretty good driving around huh? Like a BOSS.
Well...yeah it's a fun car.
Although I've gotta say they picked a kinda awkward shuttle launch to name this thing after.
I hope somebody at Dodge lost their job over that one, right?
I've never even thought about that...
Now let's be honest.
The thing about domestic owners is they're generally pretty freakin' dumb, right.
No...
I mean.We're talking room temperature IQ. You know what I mean?
Tony knows what I mean.
I mean no offense, but Tony gets it.
Uh. My name's Steve.
Don't you think that's like an antiquated way of thi-
Hey do you smell something kinda funky?
Yeah. It does kinda smell like burning clutch.
Yeah. Figures Dodge couldn't even put something in this car to handle the power.
Alright. Let's get on it a little bit here.
Ohhhhh.
Holy FUCK dude!
Did you FEEL that?
Yeah that's uh why I bought it.
Dude.
This thing is SOOOO fast!
Holy SHIT.
Did you feel how fast that was?
Yeah it's a lot of fun.
WHAT?
I think you should probably tone it down a little bit.
Ooooh man.
These streets are pretty busy.
This thing is SO fast!
I would say maybe wait til there's a little less people on the road.
Woooooh.
Oh man.
Hey are you hungry at all?
Nah I'm good. I ate earlier, I'm fine.
Ah man, cause my dogs are BARKIN' man.
Hey I think there's a Taco Bell up here.
Lunch is on me man. They got those Fully Loaded Nachos.
Nah I'm fine. Let's just keep going.
Come on.
No, no, no.
Come on.
NO!
Like seriously, we're not going to Taco Bell.
Come on.
NO.
Mmmmmm.
Mmmmmm.
Hey, thanks for spottin' me back there by the way.
I don't know why all of my cards were declined.
Mmmmmmm.
Mmmmmm.
Just try ONE.
No. I do NOT eat in this car.
Come on dude.
I do not-
It's super good.
One thing I have to s-
Agh. Hang on.
Dude!
Oh.
Look, do you care if we make a quick stop at my ex wife's?
I thought you said this was like -
I gotta drop something off.
FINE...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why don't you have fuckin' Santiago pay for that?
He's the one sleeping in my bed.
FUCK!
Don't EVER get married man. Fuck.
Are you really a car reviewer?
Arghhh.
FUCK!!!
I need something to calm my nerves man.
Ohhh yeah. Come to daddy.
Oh. No. No. No.
Where did you get that?
Mmmmmmm.
Oh that's the sauce.
Woooooh!
WHAT are you thinking?
Oh man.
Oh, hand me that uh brown bag.
Yeah.
Agghhhh...
Ooooh. What do we got here?
NO.
NOOO.
NO!
Keep-
Ohhh yeah.
NOO!
We're NOT -
Hey brother!
Go! Jus-
Urrgghhhh.
Hey guys.
Oh man.
You guys makin' a movie or somethin'?
Where you headed?
Ughhh. I was thinkin' about Tulsa.
What about you?
Yeah, we can go to Tulsa.
Hell yeah. Alright.
How you doin'?
Get in.
Hey man, this is a nice car.
Oh yeah. Thank you.
This is MY-
I TOLD you not to dr-
You want some of the sauce?
Don't mind if I do!
Watch out! Watch out!
Look! Look! Look! Look!
Oooh.Shit.
Whoa.
Ah shit.
I'll say something to him.
Hey, FUCK YOU buddy!
We're driving here.
Yeah, call the cops I don't give a shit.
Dude.This is my neighborhood.
Yeah get out of here, asshole.
I live around here.
People are douche bags around here man.
Yeah man!
This guy wants it!
Do NOT -
Yeah man do it!
Do not!
Ohhh yeah.
Waaahh!
Don't even thin-
Hehe ooh yeah.
Waaaaaaah!
Ohhhhh yeah.
No! No!
Oh this is happenin'.
Oh fuck yeah!
Woooohoooo!
YEEEEAH!!!
Ahhh fuck.
*PULL THE VEHICLE OVER!*
I'm not goin' back to jail!
STOP THE CAR!
Okay, okay, fine. We're moving.
You don't have to yell.
Yeah, okay okay okay.
*1-George-7, both suspects apprehended*
*Kiss the hood, asshole!*
Ow. Okay, okay. Ow.
Agh. Aghhhh.
Ow. Okay.
Ow. I'd like to thank Tony for bringing his uh Hellcat Demon out.
It's not a Demon!
Thank you guys for watching and uh. Ow!
We'll see you next time.
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